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Urgh.
Good game this morning!
Indeed; not too shabby and a few positives to take on to the next match.
5 to win from 74 balls?
Could they...?
As I typed! 6!
Tidy win
There’s a fellow in the crowd who’s very happy about all the NZ short pitch bowling.
Good morning, evereebodeeeeee.
England trying awfully hard to lose this one! Should have been more of a stroll.
Freakish wicket and it swings back to England.
NZ top order still having trouble. 5 out of 7 made 14
These low scoring close ones often the best!
16 needed from 7...
well, this has got me out of bed !
(six - 🙁 )
man, I need a wee
Oof!
Should have put that away far more effectively .
That was a tense old finish there Fingernail marks in my steering wheel now.
7 of them
Good evening, evereebodee.
Tidy start to the innings
Flying along. Tiny ground with short boundaries
Spinners to NZ’s rescue.
Well, that's taken a turn for the worse!
oooops!
Duck in the first over of NZ innings !
So, England defeat imminent?
Bring it on!
(warmed up with some RSA v. AUS & then some PSL - busy day).
NZ in trouble. Sub-250 chase?
Not bad so far.
Still expect in an England collapse.
Good start, will head to tms shortly, think it will be done èarly hours
Happy, happy...
Out in the Caribbean so no access to live sport today, but I was following the match on live txt. We really can beat anybody on our day.
The thrashing of our A team in the WI is much more worrying.
^ Lions bowling was ok - only one top six WI batsman from the top six exceeded 16; it was just the not uncommon calypso collapso of the tail. Hardly thrashing territory.
Not today, but the whole series, especially the tests.
Yup; they didn’t shower themselves in glory & lost the battle of the spin. As a Somerset fan, I’m glad our spin twins got some pre-season action, but given how we’re under scrutiny from the pitch on the last match of the season, I doubt there’ll be much for them at home this year.
Caribbean? Notwithstanding your likely current professional restrictions, any opinions for the rum thread?
come on Scotland!
Drlex - I’m more of a whisky man, but I bring back my missus rum. She is a fan of Chairman’s Reserve from St Lucia. I was going to visit the distillery on my day off, but it was closed sundays, so we went for a 4hr offshore paddle board trip instead.
Unlucky Scotland. Hopes dashed by the weather.
That was rough; another dodgy LBW decision against them too, which scuppered their DLS target. Just been enjoying the PSL eliminator after.
@dan - thanks; what a nice plan B!
Notwithstanding your likely current professional restrictions, any opinions for the rum thread?
Mount Gay XO
Chairman's Reserve
English Harbour 12
In that order. 🙂
First test looming!
WTAF
- 6-1 (4.2 overs) - Cook c Latham b Boult 5
- 6-2 (6.2 overs) - Root b Boult 0
- 16-3 (8.1 overs) - Malan c Watling b Boult 2
- 18-4 (9.4 overs) - Stoneman c Watling b Southee 11
- 18-5 (10.3 overs) - Stokes b Boult 0
- 18-6 (11.2 overs) - Bairstow c&b Southee 0
- 23-7 (13.0 overs) - Woakes b Boult 5
- 23-8 (13.4 overs) - Moeen b Southee 0
- 27-9 (15.4 overs) - Broad c Williamson b Southee 0
- 58 all out (20.4 overs) - Anderson c Nicholls b Boult 1
Seems they did well to make 58! 😂 Blame 20/20?
NZ showing how it's done.
And the no. 10 made more than half that- thank $DEITY for one of the bash brothers! Need to dominate this session and keep the lead to around 200to have a chance of coming back. C’mon!
Speechless
Back to bed, then?
Hmm not sure I want to know what happened there
I was there ( I've just got in) it was truely stunning As has been reported in the press they batted as if they couldn't see the ball.
At 23-7 the 26 record was seriously under threat before Overton hit the ball for four. Then at 27-9 I thought I'd be witnessing a piece of English cricket history
Theres a fair bit of rain forecast for over the weekend if it doesn;t finish tomorrow
I felt the Pink ball is harder to see at the ground once the lights are on than it is on the TV where it seems to glow
When your no 9 scores 37, and you are all out for 58........
Well, well, well.....
competative advantage indeed 🤣
Meanwhile, the Aussies complain about sledging and are then rumbled for ball tampering.
just heard it on R5 - cripes. Especially as it's admitted that the 'senior' leadership team were all complicit in it (but the coaches didn't know apparently)
And Steve Smith is such an honest likeable cricketer.
In other news they've complained about the verbals they're getting from the crowd. Never been in front of Bay 13?
And they're getting humped. Oh, what a time to be alive!
Such a shame . Senior players all involved. I hope they get utterly hammered punishment wise . Disgraceful.
The Aussies really have taken it to a whole new level haven't they? What is particularly pleasing is how they run off and complain when they're on the receiving end!
at least the South African's have some back bone and have reciprocated to a degree, unlike the English who probably spent their time apologising and agreeing, hence the 4-0 test score line.
Preplanned ball tampering, with the senior players all complicit, that's got to be at least a series ban, if not more if the ICC want to remove this 'not cricket' behaviour and attitudes from the game. Personally, I'd ban Australia competing at any level for at least a year.
Ban Hammer
That was also inexcusable, however you can argue that was done in isolation and in desperation using some dust off the ground. Taking a bit of (sandpaper?) out, giving it to a junior player to actually do the deed, he then hid the article from the umpires after the 12er had given him a message (from the coaches? who they claim weren't involved) and showed them his soft pouch glasses case.
Deliberate, planned and even then tried to hide it, and possibly still lying. Throw the book.
Dust is not artificial and he was not seeking to alter the condition of the dry and roughed-up ball, but maintain the condition it had already reached.
if memory serves 🙃
funny that he has to wipe the dust off on his shirt after smearing it on the ball 🙂
I really want an england cap like athers is wearing
Aussies are bang to rights on this one, pre-meditated and what could turn out to be the whole team and coaches involved. Maybe.
i wonder what lesson Steve Smith has learnt from this? So they can move on...
i don't suppose any bookies are involved? Just for the added ban factor!

I so cannot wait to see the Australians’ weekly sports review programme on this in about an hour’s time. Absolutely breathtaking stupidity on their part.
I reckon they will not be much sympathy there
Not so much at the SMH either.
Good to see that the serious sports journalists here still have some ability to be impartial.
...actually I’ve done my adoptive countrymen a great disservice in doubting their sportsmanship as a nation. Just strayed onto bogan FM (TripleM) Facebook page. They’re as pissed off as anyone actually. I was expecting to see significant downplaying of it there. Smith is toast.
In fact, from scanning my various Australian news feeds this morning it’s clear that any vitriol should be aimed squarely at the team alone. I’m yet to see a single comment defending them or deflecting from this in any way. It seems the whole of Australia wants Smith’s head. Now.
Analysis: Steve Smith is 'embarrassed' again — and he may well lose his captaincy
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-25/ball-tampering-steve-smith-embarrassed-may-lose-captaincy/9584488
Yep, that is the level headed version
As Headline-tastic as this is everybody cheats in many various ways at top level sport.
Footballers dive , Athletes, Cyclists, Baseballers and Swimmers take drugs, American Footballers use a not properly inflated ball. Rugby Union is all about breaking the laws of the game and getting away with it if you can.
It all makes for great news and conversations in the pub and at the water cooler and the Australian Cricket team are the gift that keeps on giving.
I seem a little to the party , but a little rule bending is normal in our world
Felt compelled to return to the old STW to see what you all were making of this, and to give my 2-cents worth of course... What a debacle eh? What were they bloody thinking?? Just.... words fail me as to the stupidity of it, WHY DO IT!!?? WHHHHHHHHHY!!!!!????
Smith has openly admitted that the 'leadership group' (there's an oxymoron) sat down and came up with the plan, to bloody well CHEAT in a Test Match to gain an advantage through ball tampering (not that it worked). Yes, in some eyes/ways it could be perceived as pretty innocuous really and could be argued as a 'storm in a teacup' but, really... using a foreign object, brought specifically on to the field of play, in an attempt to alter the condition of the ball in order to gain an advantage; that's just effing BS and totally completely 100% indefensible.
Smith must lose the Captaincy, and really, I would expect that he and anyone else directly involved will be immediately dropped from the team and sent home in disgrace (bloody economy class to!). How and when they can return to the squad, I don't know. This shouldn't be career ending, but there does need to be a hefty price to pay for the disrepute they've brought Australian Cricket into, it's appalling
Ah psychle, welcome back mate. This year’s ashes on here wasn’t quite the same without you giving it back to us 🙂
Yup, Aussie press not holding back: http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-25/how-will-australian-cricket-restore-its-reputation/9584862
Well that is the minimum they could have done today, there will be some sledging today
Welcome back, psychle, hope you're well!
Pissweak response, and it seems most of Australia agrees. I only hope the formal investigation is swift and decisive.
Aussie fans may be one-eyed, but they hate cheats. This will not end well.
I'd say acceptable, until the end of the match, pulling out by dropping the team would be bad for SA and the people who have paid to be there. Decisive action at the conclusion is required, by the reaction when it was spotted the coaching staff may not be immune from this one. Sounded like Smith was trying to protect them
and with that it appears Root got out on the last ball of the test where everyone is laughing at the Aussies, 1 day, 7 wickets and 237 needed in some combination for the draw
Aussie fans may be one-eyed, but they hate cheats. This will not end well.
Yup, I’m still yet to see anything from anyone defending them, particularly the premeditation and throwing ye of heavy head under the bus. Offsiders (ABC’s weekly sports round up) was scathing. Even the PM has been at it.
So Smith and Warner are standing down but still playing in the test and Smith been sacked as skipper of his IPL team, this is going to be fun!
Bancroft meant to be playing for Somerset this season too...
One question I do have is where does this leave Mitchell Starc's swinging ball of the century of a few months' back?!
pulling out by dropping the team would be bad for SA and the people who have paid to be there
Australia does have more than 11 cricketers. They could just pick some others.
not for the remainder of the match really and making them go back out is probably first step in a punishment cycle.
Anyway just heard PM Malcolm just in case anyone was wondering that is him very very disappointed, not angry just very disappointed
Bancroft meant to be playing for Somerset this season too
If the invitation is not withdrawn, I will be going along to boo him at Taunton.
not angry just very disappointed
Thats what I admonish my 4yo with when she’s been particularly naughty 😂