[Closed] My daughter just asked me a question....

Ask Lance to stand behind her?

Thatcher

Every time.

Tell her to get back to the bar.

I would change the subject to something a bit more palatable for lighthearted banter.

or Savile...

'[i]Oh help me Mrs Medlicott
I don’t know what to do
I’ve only got three bullets
And there’s four of Motley Crue'
[/i]

I'd probably go for a wee after four pints.
And some peanuts.

slap her stoutly about the chops.. it's a non-question

I've ridden a bike after taking drugs.. it was very hard work.. I spent half the evening thinking I was following the white line in the centre of the road and rode the route home twice before I realised that I was actually following a badger the whole time...

Lance should be given a medal for his efforts

and you'd need a silver bullet or to drive a stake through Thatchers heart or holy water or somesuch

Choose a shot gun and hope it spreads enough

I do like the positioning ploy juju

Thatcher, Armstrong has effectively put the gun against his head himself

And pay heed to Yunki's advice - silver bullets for Thatcher

Eject the bullet and beat Lance with a chair. Then urinate on him like he did to cycling.

I'm with Hora on this.
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For all people say about Thatcher the country was a lot better (for most) when she left that when she found it.

You are gutted aren't you hora.

No more heroes.

Would old Labour have stood up to aggression?

Lance did it all for money. His Dad left his Mum. A true product of his father in the end. No I still have hero's. Not yellow-bellied cheats.

Thatcher, without a moments hesitation

Then turn to Lance and ask who he is, then respond with "never heard of you"

Eject the bullet and beat Lance with a chair. Then urinate on him like he did to cycling.

and then you'll forgive him? 🙂

 

Only if he said he'll go away. Hide and shut up. Stop advertising himself. All he cares about is broken families and himself.

Does he own lots of mirrors?

Only if he said he'll go away. Hide and shut up. Stop advertising himself. All he cares about is broken families and himself.

Does he own lots of mirrors?

The bitterness of the broken hearted 😥

When he told his 13yr old son..

Son I'm a common criminal.

😆

Jamie "- The bitterness of the broken hearted "
I am! She's an intelligent girl in a well paid job. She could afford to give me two bullets. She was playing with my emotions in the cruelest way possible.

Then urinate on him like he did to cycling.

Cycling did this to cycling.

When in Rome... "Fixed that for you"

Your saying we are all at it?

Junior/club level, Wiggo, Cavendish all take Heart attack-growth hormone crap etc?

Jamie "- The bitterness of the broken hearted "
I am! She's an intelligent girl in a well paid job. She could afford to give me two bullets. She was playing with my emotions in the cruelest way possible.

I was referring to Hora's broken heart, Wingnuts, after his hero turned out to be naughty boy.

A common thief. Naughty is someone who is saucy

Variation on an old theme, which used to run along these lines:

"You have Ian Paisley, Margaret Thatcher and Daniel O'Donnell in a locked room with a gun and only two bullets. What do you do?"

(The answer was "Shoot Daniel O'Donnell. Twice")

Bullet for Thatcher, kick in the baws for Lance, bayonet for Jimmy.
BOSH!

Kick in the ball for Lance surely?

Barrett .50 cal.....line them up in a row.

I would of said neither you stupid bint, your round!

For all people say about Thatcher the country was a lot better (for most) when she left that when she found it.

Thatcher.

Lance is only a lying cheat she is {SWEAR FILTER EXPLODES]

Arnies suffering the effects of chemical abuse now. Growth hormornes also presents a timebomb. Lance when you are 50 you wont be competing in the bus stop run nevermind Marathons.

Your saying we are all at it?

Of course not, and this is all a cynical personal take on cycling from the last 20 years. Doping was never a secret. Road cycling of a certain era was pretty much a doping culture. Christ even before then people were overdosing on ventoux!

The brother in law raced at county level in time trials in the 90's and he admits to being up to his eyeballs, he says pretty much everyone at that time would pop a bit of Charlie in the crits for a boost.

I think the despicable bunch in this are your Millars and the Landis' of the world the snotty nosed snitches who got jealous and brought it all crashing down.

Cycling was gradually cleaning itself up, quietly and gradually ... Well perhaps ****ador and Schleck messed it up a bit but the tide was turning. I personally believe that the 'let sleeping dogs lie' should have been applied. Yes it must be galling for those riders languishing in the mid pack who didn't dope but for the greater good of cycling in the world the 90's 2000's are perhaps an era that should have been forgotten.

That's my drunken iPad take on the matter.

Swap lance for Blair to make it more of a conundrum.

I'm stunned at the lack of invective about the Duchess of Grantham. After I'd finished my apoplectic fit I had to go for her. The carnage she brought to this country...... Lance: well its just sport. One I love so dearly but it is just sport.

Surely you could just shoot lance and she would go at the sound of the shot

the thing is the outcomes of the Thatcher regime and the Armstrong debatable were pretty much inevitable and necessary no matter how unpalatable. Everyone loves a hate figure.

*Awauits the sound of a hammer being cocked*

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I thought it was all Facha's fault. Hence Lance would never have taken drugs if it wasn't for her.

Ooo - Blair or Thatcher thats more difficult than it should be. How about Cameron or Thatcher?

Simple one sent a country to war thn brought it to its knees the other brought a country to its knees then sent it war...

Oh yeah see why you mean 😉

Make Maggie go down on Lance.
Shoot Maggie in the femeral artery.
She bites down hard in pain.
They both haemorage, and die slowly.

Did I think too deeply about this one?

yes

How about Blair? Thoroughly screwed our country. Massive debt and we are feeling the effects of his credit card economy now still.

Invading Iraq and Afghanistan brought 7/7 to our doors.

Thatcher pales even to him.

This whole thread is in very poor taste. Some of you should take a long hard look at yourselves.

Why?

Why?

You shouldn't need to ask..

Thatchers quietly retired from public life whereas LA wants to stay

Blair,Thatcher, Armstrong wouldn't shoot any of them as that would make me worse than one of them and just the same as the other two

A sick old lady or a pro cyclist that doped....I'll save me bullet, they're not cheap you know.

Unless you're proposing time travel as part of the question why kill either?

Their sins are in the past and hence nobody would benefit by their murder...

Simon Cowell on the other hand is a very real and present threat to Humanity...

cookeaa - Member
Unless you're proposing time travel as part of the question why kill either?

Their sins are in the past and hence nobody would benefit by their murder...

Simon Cowell on the other hand is a very real and present threat to Humanity...

You know this has just given me the greatest wake up call cooke a. It highlights where I went wrong as a parent. My daughter baits me with my greatest foes and she has a Facebook profile picture is of her snuggling up to a life-size poster of Cowell.