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but sometimes he needs to remember to do something:

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Posted : 21/08/2013 9:41 am
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He is clearly the Malvern Hills version of Flavor Flav.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 9:45 am
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Oh my Dad beats that hands down!
Proper old-school luddite.

I saw him unpacking from a holiday once (couple of years ago maybe) and out of his big rucksack, he pulled out a Walkman and a pile of tapes. Then a pile of paperbacks.

It was quite sweet really, I didn't have the heart to tell him that a 2cm x 2cm iPod held more tracks than he could listen to in half a lifetime and a Kindle could hold 2000 books.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 9:58 am
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It reminds me a little bit of the story (don't know whether it is true or not but highly plausible) about Nasa spending millions of dollars on developing the space pen so astronauts could write in space whereas the Russians (ok pedants - the Soviets) took pencils.

If it works it works - why go overkill?..


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 9:58 am
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He does know non-smartphones have alarms and whatnot on them, right? ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:01 am
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[quote=Jamie said]He does know non-smartphones have alarms and whatnot on them, right?

Ditto wris****ches.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:04 am
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It reminds me a little bit of the story (don't know whether it is true or not but highly plausible) about Nasa spending millions of dollars on developing the space pen so astronauts could write in space whereas the Russians (ok pedants - the Soviets) took pencils.

It's not true.

Imagine snapping the 'lead' off your pencil in zero-G and watching it go pinging off around the capsule... Graphite is a conductor, so once it pings into a circuit board or something, it could cause all sorts of problems.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:04 am
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My father-in-law is over to stay at the moment and didn't have my new mobile number so I gave him it. Instead of adding it to the contacts list in his phone he wrote it on the piece of paper that he keeps tucked away in the battery compartment with everyones contact details on.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:10 am
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The suspense is killing me!

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Posted : 21/08/2013 10:11 am
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Bloke i work with does exactly the same.. hangs a timer round his neck to remind him to do something in 30mins etc.

If it works, why change?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:12 am
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My father-in-law is over to stay at the moment and didn't have my new mobile number so I gave him it. Instead of adding it to the contacts list in his phone he wrote it on the piece of paper that he keeps tucked away in the battery compartment with everyones contact details on.

Brilliant!


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:15 am
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He'd forgotten why he set it anyway or say "What the hell is that noise?"


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:15 am
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If it works, why change?

And if it doesn't work, you get a loud alarm going off while you think "Shit, what was it I was supposed to remember?!"


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:15 am
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//imagines Countdown music as time approaches zero//


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:16 am
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Graphite is a conductor, so once it pings into a circuit board or something, it could cause all sorts of problems.

They could use wax crayons instead. Is there a Russian equivalent of Crayola?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:16 am
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Posted : 21/08/2013 10:20 am
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I dunno - I'm imagining him walking into an airport wearing it and the whole place getting closed down!! ๐Ÿ™‚

Rachel


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:21 am
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Although I recognise the usefulness of Kindle, compact size with loads of material and good for ladies to secretly read "50 Shades..." whilst commuting, it's just not the same as reading a real, honest-to-goodness book with real pages that you turn.

I've no use for "smart" phones either - a phone that texts is all I need.

I'm not a Dad though - as far as I know - and as for needing an alarm to remind me to do things? Well, there was that thing the other day that, um, was... hang on...


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:22 am
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miketually, thanks for that, I always thought it had an 'urban legend' feel about it.

[url] http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp [/url]


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:23 am
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Although I recognise the usefulness of Kindle, compact size with loads of material and good for ladies to secretly read "50 Shades..." whilst commuting, it's just not the same as reading a real, honest-to-goodness book with real pages that you turn.

Actually a kindle is better, it is more ergonomic and easier, a book is it's contents not the method of delivery.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:27 am
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It was a bomb, and the Iron Man get to him in time ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:32 am
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Stoner - Member

It was a bomb,

That's what I said, and look what happened.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:47 am
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Jamie - updates please ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 10:58 am
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*must try harder*


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 11:05 am
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Best lol in ages Jamie, thanks ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 11:07 am
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Did he remember?

I love mechanical egg timers. I like setting them all to slightly different times in a shop and then wandering off sharp-ish.

Actually a kindle is better, it is more ergonomic and easier, a book is it's contents not the method of delivery.

Kindle is good and bad.
Don't like the fact that you can't flick through a kindle to find a particular section of a book and the '% remaining' indicator stuff is no way as nice as 'page XX' IMO.
I use a Kindle for novels, but can't imagine using it for factual books.
I find a Kindle without a 'book style' case harder to hold and read, so mine has ended up being put in a 'book cover' style case to make it easier to hold while reading.


 
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๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 11:07 am
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Word up?

That was by Cameo. Does Stoner Senior sport a codpiece?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 11:29 am
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Kindle is a lot easier to handle if it's a huge book, of course, regardless of cover.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 11:30 am
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Jamie - ๐Ÿ˜€

I've lost track of how many internets you've won now. You must nearly have a set?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 11:47 am
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It reminds me a little bit of the story (don't know whether it is true or not but highly plausible) about Nasa spending millions of dollars on developing the space pen so astronauts could write in space whereas the Russians (ok pedants - the Soviets) took pencils.

Not true, the pens already existed, NASA just took advantage of having the technology available at the appropriate time.
Oh, and genuine LOL at Jamie!


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 11:49 am
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Phah, neat Jamie ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 12:02 pm
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I love mechanical egg timers. I like setting them all to slightly different times in a shop and then wandering off sharp-ish.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who does this ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 12:18 pm
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Alternative:

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Posted : 21/08/2013 12:27 pm
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a Kindle could hold 2000 books.

But paperbacks don't depend on being charged and don't break if dropped on on a hard surface. Can you pass on a Kindle book to someone else after you have read it or pick them up for a quid in charity shops?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 1:00 pm
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I often read 2000 books, like all the time

How do you fold the corner of the kindle over to save your page? Bust the last one trying!

Jamie, awesome stuff!


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 1:22 pm
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Jamie I thank you.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 1:24 pm
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excellent work. I shall show Stoner Sr when he's finished oiling his bath-chair wheels and winding the gramaphone.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 1:41 pm
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You *can* pass a Kindle book on but would possibly be breaking Amazon's T&C's in doing so...


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 1:46 pm
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But paperbacks don't depend on being charged and don't break if dropped on on a hard surface. Can you pass on a Kindle book to someone else after you have read it or pick them up for a quid in charity shops?

They get just as soggy when dropped in the loo, though.
Plus, just think how much your baggage allowance suffers trying to take several 600 page novels on holiday.
I never pass on books after I've read them, because I'm going to want to read them again, and I never go hunting for cheap books in charity shops; most of the stuff I've found in second-hand shops I've already read, if it's something I'm interested in.
Although, I have managed to find hardcover versions of favourite paperbacks through on-line dealers, but that's different.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 1:51 pm
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You can't read a kindle in the bath

Or throw it at amorous cats


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:04 pm
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You can't read a kindle in the bath

[url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/Waterproof-Amazon-Kindle-Paperwhite-Keyboard/dp/B00923Y0I4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377090802&sr=8-1&keywords=kindle+waterproof+case ]Yes you can.

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Posted : 21/08/2013 2:14 pm
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Mate's dad (very health & safety conscious) used to unplug the answering machine when they went out "because it might cause a fire".. Hm.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:15 pm
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Can you pass on a Kindle book to someone else after you have read it or pick them up for a quid in charity shops?

If you're going to have a paper vs Kindle argument:

1) I have to go out to a shop to buy paper books, I can't browse for reviews or comments on books and buy them instantly at 11pm within 5 mins of finishing something else.

2) I can buy English books in foreign countries, instantly of course

3) I can get enormous volumes of stuf for free or at least under a quid. Complete works of Jules Verne, sir? That'll be 79p please.

4) It's easier to read in bed, you don't have to hold up a big heavy book with one hand. Books actually aren't that convenient for bed reading, we are just used to them.

5) I can't check news or weather on a paperback novel ๐Ÿ™‚

6) Paperbacks generally only contain one story not a dozen novels and another dozen non-fiction

7) Amazon has way way more books in it than a conventional shop

8 ) Amazon also does the 'you may also like' bit which is fantastic - of course a good bookseller would help you along those lines too, but when was the last time you met one of those? Who was equally knowledgable in all genres of fiction and non-fiction?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:32 pm
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It's easier to read in bed, you don't have to hold up a big heavy book with one hand
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Are you a T. Rex?

Can't throw kindles at the cat.
They don't look nice on book shelves.
No such thing as antique kindles.
Can't get First Edition kindles.
Can't prop things up with a kindle.

I've got books and a kindle. Prefer books!


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:45 pm
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