[Closed] Monday musings... who would you wipe from the face of the earth?

Any pint in history.........sadly not enough beer goggles opportunity when you look like me!!!!

Quite a lot of the time I think I'd quite happily just slink away myself, if it wasn't for the fact that there's a couple of folk would be upset. How about whoever came up with the grand idea of organised religion for controlling the masses? I'd happily bop them on the head!

Fosters, if we are talking pints, weak as dog pee. 😉

But for people, the one that jumps to mind is good old David Cameron, his weak decision to call a poorly defined referendum on EU membership and then backtrack on his promise to see the result through when it went Pete Tong. I'd like to see a reference to him setting the UK back decades on his tombstone, when his time comes to a natural end.

In my “People Carrier of Death”, pushed off Beachy Head at low tide so any survivors drown as the tide comes in:

Tony Blair

Piers Morgan

Lance Armstrong

Michael Bay

still working on the other three.  I got this from a work colleague on a very long boring night shift, even I’m not that dark.....

Muhammad or Jesus Christ.

Edit: get two for one if I go with whoever it was that came up with the notion of God.

Murdoch

Hatey plopkins is nothing but an bile spewing Oxygen thief.

Give us a couple of minutes, and I'll come up with about three thousand more people to add to the list.

Oh, Jeremy ****.

Tim Westwood!

ok, others might be more evil and deserving in many ways, but nobody boils my piss more than the rap gangsta talking son of a vicar. He calls himself "the big dawg" so I think it would be apt if he was torn apart by a pack of ferel ravenous chawawas.

Louise

Murdoch

and anyone else who seeks to use their wealth or power to influence policy to suite their own ends, to the detriment of everyone else on the planet.

Morrissey

The person who left one of my gates open taking a short cut from the pub yesterday resulting in all my sheep getting into the hay meadow. Bastards.

Oh, and anyone who has ever consciously dropped litter, be it empty gels, inner tubes, dog mess bags, washing machines or whole scale fly tipping. Loose the lot of them. Would half the world population and get rid of those who really have no respect for this planet we live on.

horseflies.

Graham Norton

Nigel Farridge and his American pal

Only one? That's a really tough one.

David "Call me Dave" Cameron for the reasons above.

Michael Gove, Jeremy *unt, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage for obvious reasons.

Philip "Sir Shifty" Green for being a stain on the face of decency although in his case I'd like him wiped out very slowly so he has plenty of time to contemplate his vileness.

Oh and Piers Morgan, Definitely Piers Morgan just for being Piers Morgan

Russell Brand , vile creation of the celebrity culture .

Personally if I had a super power it would be that all public servants had to tell the truth at all times - so we would actually see what the self serving arses actually thought. Watched Jeremy *unt yesterday and was marvelling at his ability to refuse to answer a question.

Peter Pan.

All that flying around in a small green dress flashing his wand and playing with Wendy half neekid... pervert.

Paul Dacre. Thread closed*.

*Though in fairness the OP did invoke Godwin's Law in the OP.

Only one? That’s a really tough one.

Adam - problem solved.

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Relaxing holiday, Binners? 🙂

Can't believe no-one has gone for Trump yet.

And Russell Brand has already disappeared from the face of the Earth, leaving no trace, so job done there in practical terms.

On balance, Farage or Sean Hannity.

Donald Rumsfeld (You lot seem to have forgotten the Neo-con war criminals!)

Nigel Farage

Simon Cowell

Nikki Grahame from Big Brother 7 (for representing ignorant, materialistic Britain so perfectly)

EDIT:

Paul Dacre. Thread closed

Actually, him too.

*Though in fairness the OP did invoke Godwin’s Law in the OP.

Haven't you heard? - Godwin has decided to update his law according to the current situation

https://twitter.com/sfmnemonic/status/1010846846699352066

Ben Fogle

Well, history offers such a rich tapestry, but you don't know the ramifications do you? Hitler, obvious and logical choice, but... selfishly without WW2 circumstances would be so massively changed it's almost certain that I, and everyone else on this thread wouldn't exist. Not to mention, WW2 was going to happen anyway, it just would have been different.

So I'll stick to today - Dacre would be first up against the wall, but he's left the Mail hasn't he? The damage is done, so I'll say Murdoch - the pair of ****s has caused most of the problems we face in the UK at the moment, they've fed 'our' fears, confirmed 'our' prejudices to earn their fortunes, and now they want to screw us all over again to maintain and grow those fortunes.

But would it really help? If it wasn't for them, someone else would have taken their role and the same, selfish, week politicians would have appeased them - they could have forced them to only tell the truth, but they scared them off with the 'freedom of the press', law suits and smear stories.

I might be 'nice' to execute Dacre Murdoch and Piers Morgan (for hacking a murdered Teenagers phone and a multitude of other stuff) with anti-aircraft fire, it would certainly level the playing field with 'Fleet Street' but with that sort of power I'd give it 6 months before May, Gove or Johnstone (whoever has the longest sharpest knife that week) has turned us into a totalitarian state where people get disappeared for not clapping wildly enough at the end of our supreme leaders latest speech.

There's only one solution - drop a MOAB on Westminster and let Liz run the show again.

Jeremy Corbyn for his support of Brexit and his no show at last weekends anti brexit march. A cowardly turncoat like the rest of the self serving parliamentarians.

In fact I'd get rid of all of them, every single one!

E-bikers and the bastards who knicked my Cannondales .

Muhammad or Jesus Christ.

Edit: get two for one if I go with whoever it was that came up with the notion of God.

Upon further pondering, I'd like to change mine to William of Orange. Sick of these ****ing 'walks'.

Dacre would be first up against the wall, but he’s left the Mail hasn’t he? The damage is done

meaning both the person and all their works and actions were erased from history forever

... so think of the ramifications of deleting Dacre <span style="text-decoration: underline;">and all his works</span>.

Relaxing holiday, Binners?

Very much so thanks Martin

These are just the kind of thoughts that formulate in my head when I've had time on my hands in between football matches 😀

In the spirit of go big or go home, I'd say Mitochondrial Eve.

Around half (maybe more) of the UK prison population, who mainly consist of shitbags who'll never be any benefit to society.

& all politicians, who just as bad as ^^^.

Ed Balls when he was a politician. Smug-faced f%&*£r that he was. I'd happily have ground my heel into his piggy little face.

Not Ed Balls now - he actually seems a likeable guy and game for a laugh.

Hmm...

Malaria carrying mosquitoes.  All of them.

Whoever it is who keeps piping up with "I've a fantastic idea for a new standard!".

And Steve Bannon.

Thomas Midgley Jr - inventor of leaded petrol and a number of CFCs including freon.

Farage again, just to make sure.

Thomas Midgley Jr: In 1940, at the age of 51, Midgley contracted poliomyelitis, which left him severely disabled. He devised an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to help others lift him from bed. He was entangled in the device and died of strangulation

Farage...while I don't like the idea of obliterating people form history, if I never saw his toadlike face on television again, I'd be extremely happy.

Oh, and anyone who has ever consciously dropped litter, be it empty gels, inner tubes, dog mess bags, washing machines or whole scale fly tipping. Loose the lot of them. Would half the world population and get rid of those who really have no respect for this planet we live on.

This

But for people, the one that jumps to mind is good old David Cameron

Gotta say that was my first thought, for exactly the same reason.  But Westminster is a ripe picking ground generally really.

I think I'll add into the mix: People who voted Leave because they didn't like immigration / foreigners, who themselves are planning to or already have a retirement home in the South of France / Spain and refer to themselves "ex-pats."  Selfish, hypocritical, xenophobic bastards.

And Aaron Banks.  He's gotta be worth a condom and a time machine, surely.

James Corden - can't stand the bloke. As he's given up bacon sandwiches to help save the elephants I'd feed him to a pack of hungry pigs.

I 'might' also be persuaded to accidentally push Paul McCartney in too........

Mike Ashley .

The bloke who backed out of buying my bike last night half an hour before he said he’d be here. Anybody that wears jogging pants, tracksuits, football shirts (you get the idea) who isn’t actually taking part in or ever takes part in any sport.

Every member of Nickelback, Oasis and Creed.

+1 Russell Brand - I've no idea what he's for.

Thatcher

In no particular order ..... Mark Lawrenson, Martin Keown, Ian Wright and Danny Murphy are all on my BoD (Bus of Death) with Guy Mowbray as the driver.

Oh and I forgot Pougatch  .... he can be the conductor .... (shame, I've liked him on the radio previously)

The Lighthouse Family.

gove

Can I add the train driver who did a no-show for my train tonght.

Simon Weishaupt

Whoever in the company made the decision to buy out the company I used to work for. I had a cushy number on decent money til then! 😠

One individual you say?

Does God count?

+1 Russell Brand – I’ve no idea what he’s for.

I think he was originally designed as an 18th century pick pocket / member of Fagin’s gang. Something went awry though and he ended up in the wrong century.

The bloke that just had the last white cob in my favourite cob shop!

And probably the individual responsible for white cob ordering at said shop.

Oh, and Ben Fogle.