[Closed] Milk thief - retribution

what if it's a cat? they like milk.
what if the cat drinks the picoshake?
what if that cat also likes to poop in your shrubbery
you could be hoisted by your own petard

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😀 PICO-POWAH!

Rig the shotgun pellet to go off when the milk is disturbed. Meanwhile a trap door opens above him and as he reaches the peak of his jump the bombers descend and he's owned.

You could always dissolve a couple of tabs of Lysergic acid diethylamide into the milk. Then show anyone you suspect the picture below, if they freak out you've got your milk thief:

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Combine rogerthecat's plan with the picolax one.
Your thief is the man sat giggling in the street playing with his own shit.
Don't add the viagra, whatever you do.

As a user, picolax!

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We are not worthy! All we need is Blue_tone!

I have two spare sachets of Picolax from a cancelled Colonoscopy...
Was going to put it on the Classifieds. 🙂

If you've ever tried Picolax, I'd be amazed if you ever managed to hide the stuff in any sort of drink or food stuff. (Unless your victim likes bicarbonate of soda).

takisawa2, ygm 😉

Rig the shotgun pellet to go off when the milk is disturbed. Meanwhile a trap door opens above him and as he reaches the peak of his jump the bombers descend and he's owned.

Ecky-Thump - Member
Please send your unwanted picolax to....

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What is "wanted" picolax?

Could you rig a blacksmith anvil to the underside of the canopy will-e-coyote style?

Why dont you really **** with him and add picolax and viagra! Crush them up and drop into top of bottle. Shake. Get up early and plant it with the other bottles you get. Make sure the milkman knows somewhere else too put your milk though afterwards. Because whoevers taking it will be seriously pissed.

Because whoevers taking it will be seriously pissed.

I think that you have misunderstood the effects of Mr Picolax. 😯

I think that you have misunderstood the effects of Mr Picolax.

Indeed, rather than being pissed, they'll be really shitting themselves.

Could you rig a blacksmith anvil to the underside of the canopy will-e-coyote style?

Could be developing in to a 'Home Alone' style set-up here. Excellent! "Keviiiiiin".

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