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[Closed] MBUK: The worst freebie ever in the history of the universe?

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Picked up the latest copy of MBUK yesterday. Wasn't particularly bothered about the freebies, but I'm absolutely astounded at how crap they are.

A horrible, itchy, short lanyard (which seems to come free every other month), and a silly little box that's supposed to be a wallet, but doesn't even close properly.

Kinda reminds me of the cheap tat that comes with my 5-year-old daughters Barbie comics.

What's the worst cover-mounted freebie you've ever come across?


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:28 pm
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they sound better value than the magazine.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:31 pm
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Who was it that did the plastic rain cape thing? MBR? It was more like a split bin bag!


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:34 pm
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Ah yes, I still have that rain cape at the bottom of my camelbak I think... if it's survived 18 months of sitting there


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:36 pm
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Mint sauce keyring.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:44 pm
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Its a copy of a jimmy wallet http://www.globalbike.co.uk/products/Jimi-Wallets.html
Which I thought could have been better executed but it now live sin my camelback to keep my leather wallet in better condition and my money dry.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:49 pm
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Mint sauce keyring

Can I borrow it?


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:49 pm
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Yep,the rain cape was MBR, I also still have one lurking in the bottom of a bag somewhere.

They also did a clip on red LED light that worked for about a minute.

In their defence, the MBR bottle opener that lives on my campervan keyring has seen a lot of action though.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:50 pm
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😆 @ tomhoward!


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:51 pm
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I remember a fair while back getting some tyre levers and a multi-tool from one of the magazines, they were both made of cheese and served no purpose other than adding weight to my pack.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:56 pm
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My missus worked for BBC wine magazine, they decided to send out samples of wine as a freebie in a sachet stuck to the mag inside the polythene outer, nice idea until you realise that Royal mail use franking machines that burst the sachets with red wine soaked mags being delivered!

they gave that one up 🙂


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 12:59 pm
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PC Zone once provided a "mouse cleaner" as a free gift. It was a hard plastic thing with a short handle and a small dimpled ball on the end.

This was back in the days when computer mice had balls inside them. The idea was that you took the ball out of your mouse, stuck in the cleaner and twiddled it around a bit to get the gunk off the rollers.

Except it did nothing of the sort. I think that PC Zone actually ended up apologising for supplying such a cruddy free gift and promising that their next one would be better.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:01 pm
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FTW I once found an old 'top shelf' mag in the work, you do not want to know what was on the cover but the OPs statement of (ever come across) would be apt. 😆


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:13 pm
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you do not want to know what was on the cover

After that comment, I know I dont want to to know, but am morbidly curious..


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:15 pm
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MBUK flip-flops. Haven't bought an MTB mag for years and get them 2nd hand; after seeing the flip-flops I swore never to read that particular rag again.

I miss Doddy's gurning.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:20 pm
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you do not want to know what was on the cover

I'd be more concerned about what holding the pages together


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:22 pm
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You buy MBUK?


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:23 pm
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The free t shirt that never arrives.....yes STW I'm looking at you.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:24 pm
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You buy MBUK?

Only for the freebies...


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:25 pm
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The free t shirt that never arrives.....yes STW I'm looking at you

don't forget the discount card


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:37 pm
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Slightly OT - how easy is it to cancel a mag subscription? I'm thinking of doing one for STW and Dirt but I can't see any T&C's on cancellation.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:42 pm
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i considering cancelling the STW sub as I never got the discount card. its been a long time now, renewing subs should get the goodies as well as new subscribers i think.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:46 pm
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I'm thinking about writing to Dirt Magazine with a special offer.

They send me the mag proof 24 hours before each print deadline, and pay me £1 for every spelling mistake, typo, grammatical error and glaring non-fact I find. It helps them and a nice little earner for me...


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:47 pm
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Discount card? an urban myth, surely?


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:48 pm
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To be fair MBUK is a comic.


 
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PC Zone once provided a "mouse cleaner" as a free gift. It was a hard plastic thing with a short handle and a small dimpled ball on the end.

This was back in the days when computer mice had balls inside them. The idea was that you took the ball out of your mouse, stuck in the cleaner and twiddled it around a bit to get the gunk off the rollers.

Except it did nothing of the sort. I think that PC Zone actually ended up apologising for supplying such a cruddy free gift and promising that their next one would be better.

I miss those days when you had to clean your mouse, it was like squeezing a good plook or getting a particularily big dry bogey out..

I seem to remember MBUK gave out some free Mint Sauce beermats...


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:51 pm
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That is no go hels - going rate is about £1.50 a page. Pay peanuts, get ...


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:55 pm
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They also did a clip on red LED light that worked for about a minute.

I've had 2 sets of those from the future rag, both still working well and pretty handy.

Occasionally you get something half decent- I use the Wiggle shoe bags frinstance- but it's mostly free because it's crap. The MBR allen key is genuinely the worst tool ever made, actually beats those flat spanner things you used to get with bikes.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:57 pm
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FTW I once found an old 'top shelf' mag in the work, you do not want to know what was on the cover but the OPs statement of (ever come across) would be apt.

Can I borrow it?


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 1:57 pm
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Well, they clearly have monkeys, the magazine is rife with errors. But I guess the readers neither notice nor care.


 
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To be fair MBUK is a comic.

It's a catalogue innit? 😆


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:08 pm
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MBUK once gave away AIDS, but it broke before you even took it out of the packet.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:15 pm
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I got some 'socks' free from MBUK or MBR, which are so small that they won't even fit my friend's freakishly small pixie feet (so small that she buys child size shoes).

OTOH, the MBUK bottle opener from about 5 years back is still on my key ring, and the bullet valve caps from about 10 years ago are still on my bike 🙂


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:32 pm
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MBUK flip-flops. Haven't bought an MTB mag for years and get them 2nd hand; after seeing the flip-flops I swore never to read that particular rag again.

How could I have forgotten the flip-flops? They were about as bad as this months freebie.

I'm thinking about writing to Dirt Magazine with a special offer.

They send me the mag proof 24 hours before each print deadline, and pay me £1 for every spelling mistake, typo, grammatical error and glaring non-fact I find. It helps them and a nice little earner for me...

To be fair to Dirt - the number of spelling mistakes has decreased considerably over the last year or so. There are still some articles that read like a drunken diatribe, but that's part of the charm with Dirt - it's written by people who are daft about bikes turning their hand to creating a magazine, as opposed to some other mags (What MTB and MBR specifically) that seem to be written by proper journalists who are only half-interested and just resort to cut'n'pasting press releases.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:37 pm
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[b]Picked up the latest copy of MBUK yesterday. [/b][s]Wasn't particularly bothered about the freebies, but I'm absolutely astounded at how crap they are.

A horrible, itchy, short lanyard (which seems to come free every other month), and a silly little box that's supposed to be a wallet, but doesn't even close properly.[/s]

[b]Kinda reminds me of [/b][s]the cheap tat that comes with[/s][b] my 5-year-old daughters Barbie comics.[/b]

FTFY.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:42 pm
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The MBR rain cape is by far the worst free gift I've ever seen on a bike mag, if you exclude the Evans catalogue that they all used to bundle in.

However, the MBR bottle opener that is the size of a credit card is easily the best as it lives permanently in my wallet.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:47 pm
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Kinda reminds me of the cheap tat that comes with my 5-year-old daughters Barbie comics.
What's the worst cover-mounted freebie you've ever come across?

Do grown ups really buy magazines?


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:49 pm
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The Mint Sauce calendar used to be the reason to live! They were amazing! 🙂


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:51 pm
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A wood working magazine gave away a piece of wood so you could make your own pencil.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:57 pm
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Broke my last free MBUK Milk tyre lever earlier this year - must have been 10 years old.
Only threw the Mint coasters away last month when I moved house 😀
Rust got to the bottle opener though and the wallet fell apart.

Still using the rear light on the tourer and all the free socks fit fine. 🙂

The cape was the worst - less than useless.


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 2:58 pm
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I miss Doddy's gurning.

It's all about the "pout and stare" these days - check his twitter profile pic....


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 3:04 pm
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MBR bottle opener was defo the bestest.

Out of interest: does anyone know anyone who's ever bought those mags where you build an actual size model of an F-16, or a U boat, in 6000 weekly installments?

Every time I see them advertised I wonder who the hell would even contemplate buying them? I've come to the conclusion that it has to be some form of convoluted tax evasion vehicle. Anyone....?


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 3:07 pm
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I (well my dad did for me) did about 20 yrs ago. Built an airfix tornado 🙂

Probably cost as much as a real one!


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 3:17 pm
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Out of interest: does anyone know anyone who's ever bought those mags where you build an actual size model of an F-16, or a U boat, in 6000 weekly installments?

Free with Issue 1: the sole of the captain's left shoe*

Special Introductory Issue Price - just 50p**

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(* Heel to follow in later issue).
(** Standard Price: £9)


 
Posted : 31/08/2012 3:26 pm
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A newsagent mate told me once that, with those series things, the number of people buying each issue dropped off rapidly - when it got too low the publisher just cancelled it and if anyone moaned they sent them a refund. Still very profitable.


 
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