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[Closed] Mars Bar - expiry date 19/11/05. Worth a pop?

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Or will I die before my time?


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:32 pm
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Eat it.

Wash it down with Irn Bru just to be on the safe side.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:33 pm
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I say go for it!

I'm like Errol Flynn when it comes to expiry dates. 😉


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:33 pm
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Be fine once deep fried


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:34 pm
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does it say best before or use by?

either way I can confidently suggest you give it a go and hope to hear about any consequent 'issues' you might have.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:37 pm
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Go fot it, then follow it up with a picolax stylee thread


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:39 pm
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OK - I'm of to the cowp* now. If there are no dire warnings of renal failure by the time I get back, I'll go for it. Raw. No deep-frying will be necessary.

*Municipal Recycling Facility


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:40 pm
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Mars Bar - expiry date 19/11/05. Worth a huge painful poo and visit to the GP?

Yes, i would say so. Even if just to give everyone on here a jolly good laugh!


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 3:42 pm
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+1 for another picolax style thread


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:01 pm
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Grrrr... Cowp was shut.

Anyway, just had a couple of mouthfuls washed down with Old Jamaica Ginger Beer (Irn Bru is the Devil's piss). No ill-effects just yet.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:14 pm
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Last week I made some custard out of powder with a best before date of 1998. I (literally) had to break the rusted seal to get into the tin.

I don't eat custard much 🙂

(I threw the remainder away)


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:22 pm
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Most eat-by dates are conservative.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:25 pm
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Tastes a wee bit funny, kinda stale, but not too bad.

Found it at the bottom of an old rucksack when I was clearing out the hall cupboard. There was also a bumper bar of Fruit and Nut of the same vintage but it had been opened and the chocolate was discoloured; it went to the cowp (well, it would have done had it not closed early).


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:32 pm
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Most Conservatives are best before 1979.


 
Posted : 14/10/2011 4:32 pm
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Get thee to North Pole,might be a coupla old expedition ration tins left off-of Capt. Scott's venture (sad salute).Glad 'yer alright,I never bother about expired "Best Before" dates and am still kicking...!


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 9:35 am
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had you found it in a bothy or something you would have scoffed it without a thought 😀


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 9:44 am
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Get thee to North Pole,might be a coupla old expedition ration tins left off-of Capt. Scott's venture

You may well still be kicking but your knowledge of polar history is pretty shoddy.


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 9:53 am
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Get thee to North Pole,might be a coupla old expedition ration tins left off-of Capt. Scott's venture

Nothing left, all the Penguins got there first.


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 9:56 am
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Still alive...


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 12:05 pm
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Hmmm - I'd suggest that even Capt Scott and a bunch of penguins couldnt have got so lost that he ended up at the North Pole.


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 12:22 pm
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No dickie tummy or bad breath?


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 7:35 pm
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other half says "nothing natural in them should be fine"

I say batter it and deep fry it 😀


 
Posted : 16/10/2011 9:51 pm
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I suspect the fats will have gone rancid and it'll taste properly unpleasant.

Report back once you've scoffed it.


 
Posted : 17/10/2011 6:48 am
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I suspect the fats will have gone rancid and it'll taste properly unpleasant.

Report back once you've scoffed it.neninja - Member
I suspect the fats will have gone rancid and it'll taste properly unpleasant.

Report back once you've scoffed it.

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Still alive...

I think he hae eaten it and was reporting back that he was ok!


 
Posted : 17/10/2011 6:53 am