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Busbar (buzz bar to the illiterati)


 
Posted : 25/02/2013 10:26 pm
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Nasty things Busbars... particularly 12th edition ones when encountered.. they ain't insulated. Once trouble shooting an automated warehouse nearly put my hand on one in a cab.. my shoulder was gripped firmly and dragged backward with the senior plant electrician whispering in my ear...
"please don't do that son, i'll have to fill in a lot of paperwork if you do"


 
Posted : 25/02/2013 10:32 pm
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Torque wrench

Back doors

'That's $h1t' in response to a mate having anything new (car, bike, house, lady...)

Complex directions using only using the map in your head.

'bit o' 4be2 should sort that'

Deltic


 
Posted : 25/02/2013 10:43 pm
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Epididymis

Barse


 
Posted : 25/02/2013 11:34 pm
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Graunch.
Vernier sounds a bit pansy - Verynear is the man version.

Not man words - but, when performed well, the hand signals for :-
Back it up
Right hand down
Just a Touch
Hold her there
Cock on
kill it
Tea?

are basically bloke-ballet.


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 9:01 am
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Have we had 'bradawl' yet?


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 10:34 am
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Clutch
Clutch Release Bearing
Master Cylinder
Dot 5.1
Offer-up
Rivet
Strut
Brace
Flush
Proud
Buttress
Lump hammer
Pozidrive
Annular Ring Nail
Uni-directional Bonding Strip*

*(Thanks Pixar for that one).

Actually, 'buttress' wins. I win.


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 11:10 am
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Drift.

Not the act of putting a car sideways, though that works too, I'm thinking of the type that's preceded by the word "suitable" in Haynes manuals; usually refers to a short length of 2x4 and some form of gentle persuasion tool (like Mjolnir).


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 11:22 am
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****twaffle


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 11:24 am
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Thrutch


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 11:58 am
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Annular Ring Nail

I think you will find the full testosterone dripping man title for that wee fella is an Annular Ring Shank.

Damn... I feel manly after that!

Edit: In fact thinking about it that takes me straight to NAILS (as in hard as)


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 12:10 pm
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Limited-slip diff


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 2:19 pm
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Möbius strip!

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Posted : 26/02/2013 2:35 pm
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Once you've played with all the grease you'll definitely be needing some:

****lyn soap solution


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 3:47 pm
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Juan Sheet

Does the job of Plenty.......


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 3:53 pm
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Clagging over.
Clean dirt.


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 4:27 pm
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Tvvat - as in "tvvat it wi' hammer."

edit: Nope, already listed wi' different spelling.


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 4:30 pm
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Bell crank,
hone,
morse taper,
interferance fit,
clacker valve,

Saying that I have quite a few girlfriends who are excellent (better than me) Engineers


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 4:37 pm
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Torque
Power-band
Superchargers
Chassis
lbw


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 5:15 pm
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Cotter pin


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 5:41 pm
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"rack ot th'eye, screw ot th'ass"
"introduce"
as an apprentice the forman said i should "introduce" the guard to the machine, as in "offer it up" and make sure it fitted before bolting . as a cocky 16 year old i said " guard this is the machine, machine this is the guard"


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 6:31 pm
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Not man words - but, when performed well, the hand signals for :-
Back it up
Right hand down
Just a Touch
Hold her there
Cock on
kill it
Tea?

are basically bloke-ballet.

Top post...!

🙂


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 6:33 pm
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scroottock


 
Posted : 26/02/2013 7:30 pm
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Bollard Pull


 
Posted : 02/03/2013 2:57 pm
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turbo encabulator


 
Posted : 02/03/2013 3:12 pm
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