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Shed.
Grafters
chamfer
bastard cut
facing cut
ream
Hone
Parking
Blow torch.
Common sense.
bodge
ballcock
round here
moisturiser, calories. 😆
Massey Ferguson
'Job's ****ed'
Billhook
Clunge
Swarfega
Doily
Doily
Paper?
Gimlet
Anchor
Guns.
frozen
multi-meter
****-it
cave
Main bearings
Crank
McMoonter's log pile
Gudgeon pin
Woodruff key
dubrey
spindle moulder
biscuit joint
fettle
thrutch
Dreadnought
Spokeshave
Dab of opposite lock
Lift off oversteer
Wheelspin in third.
Reamer
Easy out
Buggered
Shafted
Podger 😆
Tumblehome
pot tweaker
thrust bearing
end-play
Pot tweaker is excellent, tx
Man Phrase's
"it's f..ked" - engineering diagnosis meaning "beyond further help", regional variations do exist
"fix bayonets" - british military term, normally a situational summary, has several meanings, to the British these can include
"oh dear, Johnny Foreigner has us surrounded and we're in the poo"
"oh dear, Johnny Foreigner has us surrounded and [u]they're[/u] in the poo"
To Johnny Foreigner hearing this phrase has only one clear meaning
"oh dear, the tommies have just fixed their bayonets, we're in the poo - big time!"
Man Words -
Woodruff Key
Autolube
Dry Sump
Bodged
Stilson
Reciprocating
Suck,squeeze,bang,blow
Flush
Proud
That'll do
Its reet/it'll be reet
"th'adjuster" (aka hammer)
Phillips 'ead
Cross 'ead
Flat 'ed
yes love
yes dear
Wayne-Kerr Adiabatic Bomb Calorimeter
axial
radial
run-out
on that theme 😈
"yes of course i love you"
"no I won't c.. in your mouth"
Knurled.
She has a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a mans tonsils.
Smidge.
Gnats.
Strumpet.
Tw4t it.
Grundies.
Follow through.
Shart.
All man words.
Skew whiff
Lobcodded (only a bit skew whiff)
A Badgers nadge
Sorry...
Sack truck
Vulcan
Car shampoo
Three pages without:
OFFSIDE
Plus an adage rather than a word: SMILE, AGREE, IGNORE