What's the difference between a rhino and an orchestra?
A rhino's got horns at the front and the arseh0le's at the back
(School band horn section humour)
Posted : 01/12/2016 8:12 pm
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Posted : 01/12/2016 8:25 pm
An associate of mine is an aspiring artist.
He showed me one of his most recent works, his depiction of the 'last supper'.
I couldn't help but notice that one of the apostles was missing from the picture, and in his place there was a six-pack of lager and a bottle of jack Daniels.
Pointing this out, I asked "Whats the meaning of this?"
"Oh, that's Judas's carry-out"
Posted : 03/12/2016 6:27 am
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