[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/8167392/Snow-closes-roads-and-schools-from-Cornwall-to-Scotland.html ] said Londoners should prepare for the possibility of snow tonight. [/url]
Lock your doors, get your children safe, THE SNOW IS COMING.
sweeeeeeeeeeet
Thought that today, frost and tube strike in capital...
I hate to be the voice of doom, but its not just Londoners, we'll ALL die eventually.
yeah but they're bound to be able to do it better than everyone else
Trailmonkey - No, we'll just do it in greater numbers whilst the rest of the UK gets chippy about it and we subsidise the funerals 😉
Londoners should prepare for [i]the possibility[/i] of snow tonight.
How do we do that, then?
I'm sure we pay higher council tax to stop this happening
duntmatter - Member
"How do we do that, then?"
Hoarding mainly, and buying shotguns. Hoarding shotguns to get the best of both worlds.
How do we do that, then?
Call the new's agencies, then when they come to film you, get your 4wd stuck in a small snow drift on the street and tell them how terrible it is you can't get little Oliver to his tantric playgroup and you don't know what he'll do. Show them some soggy cucumber and ask how you are meant to make sandwiches with it and then tell them "you have never seen it this bad".
Works everytime
My organic goat's milk froze on the doorstep this morning. Terrible.
Call the new's agencies, then when they come to film you, get your 4wd stuck in a small snow drift on the street and tell them how terrible it is you can't get little Oliver to his tantric playgroup and you don't know what he'll do. Show them some soggy cucumber and ask how you are meant to make sandwiches with it and then tell them "you have never seen it this bad".
Genius! 😆
Speaking as a Londoner who no longer lives there, am I doomed too? 🙁
16stonepig - Member
My organic goat's milk froze on the doorstep this morning. Terrible.
Didn't your staff get up early to bring it in right away ? Sack them !
No, we'll just do it in greater numbers whilst the rest of the UK gets chippy about it and we subsidise the funerals
You subsidise your [i]own[/i] funerals?
No wonder you all need bigger salaries. The rest of the country gets [i]other people[/i] to provide the subsidies.
Speaking as a Londoner who no longer lives there, am I doomed too?
You can save yourself by going on local TV and telling the local people about how your family members are dealing with the hardship down there. The further north you go with your tale the less likely you are to die. I suggest the Orkney Islands to get maximum effect.
Watched ITV news for the first time in ages tonight and thought the whole world was going to implode....car crash reporting and emphasising tragedy in over zealous bullet points
Channel four news all the way, kinda sets the standard for reporting news
I digress....sorry
SNOW FALLING IN GRAVESEND. HEADING INTO TOWN.
[b]PANIC!!!!!!!!!![/b]
😆 @ stuartie c