In work. Sad now.
I found a key for the garage door from the external lock. Opened it until it hit the deadbolts that are on the rails, I think there was about 28cm of space to crawl through. I'd not have got a bike out. But yes, I may need to think about getting the deadbolts moved a bit.
After I get a key cut.
Boss mostly just pointed and laughed at me.
TrekEX8 - Member
You crawled under the garage door?? There's skinny, and there's skinny.
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Also, it'd have been easier to get into the garage if I could move the Berlingo out of the way. Guess who had the keys....
GregMay - Member
Windows into a concrete garage where my keys are? Sadly not.
TrekEX8 - Member
You crawled under the garage door?
Obviously a cover-story…
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Another option was... idspispodsd 😆
Another option was... idspispodsd
*applause*
(idspispopd wasn't it?)
medoramas - Member
Another option was... idspispodsd
Now that was a nerd moment 🙂 Chapeau.
Sands - Close, but replace the Surly with a Fargo 🙂
Need more threads/escapades like this for Fridays... brilliant
I will work on getting myself locked into something every week from now on.
good work sands.
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Set the house on fire. The extra impetus will help you find a way round the problem.
I had the opposite once, mine was not being able to lock the house.
I was seeing a girl and we decided we wanted some quiet time alone 😉 I was living with my nan at the time and she was living with her uncle so either was a no go.
One of her workmates asked her to look after her flat over the weekend so, bingo, game on. The only issue was I had to drop the girl who's flat it was off in Liverpool while she went off with a lad she had met.
Last thing my girlfriend said was " don't forget to bring the key back " but yep I forgot and only realised the morning after when we were leaving for work. We had to leave it unlocked just praying that nothing went missing.
Never found out if anything did as the girl never spoke to me again. Don't know if it was the key or my overnight performance 😳
I suppose it would have been ok to have been locked in the house with no option to fornicate. Sadly, it was just me and the bear.
Many moons ago, I may or may not have swallowed a couple of blotters, walked next door to chat to my neighbours who I was going exploring with, and realised at the sickening moment I had left my keys inside as I shut the door.
Option A was to try and drive to my folks and back to get the house keys before it went wrong, Option B was hang out until Sunday, not unkown, on Friday evening for flat mate to return. Option c- whch worked, was finding out a hasp, can be used to turn a yale lock through a letter box.
Good weekend was had.
Quarrel, your dexterity is admirable.
Are you, perchance, a gynaecologists??
Unfortunately not, but in moments of desperation, my body can do amazing things. Meet my mum while two Hoffman's kick in, or bend my wrist, fingers and soul to get the hasp to push the yale lock around.
I bet the bear was feeling nervous
and realised at the sickening moment I had left my keys inside as I shut the door.
Always the way.
Oh shit, my keys are still ins-[i]*click*[/i]-ide!
Always the way.Oh shit, my keys are still ins-*click*-ide!
If adrenaline speeds up the absorption of weekend frivolities in your early twenties, that is a sure way to test it.
[i] Meet my mum while two Hoffman's kick in[/i]
I'm baffled...
[i]I'm baffled... [/i]
I was worried about what the answer might be if I asked what two Hoffmans were doing to his Mum.
I think there was about 28cm of space to crawl through. I'd not have got a bike out.
Presumably you had tools in there? Pedals off, turn bars 90 degrees, sorted.
Woo Greg May!
Freeeeeeeee, Greg Ma-ay-ay!
As Vic and Bob once said;
"if you get trapped in your flat, try not to get trapped in your flat".
Sage words indeed.
DaRC_L - Member
I bet the bear was feeling nervous
Nervous...he was practically gagging for it. Stupid horny bear.
Nervous...he was practically gagging for it. Stupid horny bear.
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Nervous...he was practically gagging for it. Stupid horny bear.
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If its any consolation, I had 45 miles on the dusty dry trails today, in the sun, with a fish supper at halftime.
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Bear is now avoiding eye contact. I think he's a bit ashamed of what he felt.
Poor homo bear.
