look Ive been shopping and had a few beers but I swear blind somewhere on this forum I saw an article about the best way to save/keep lettuce...it mentioned bags of lettuce and how to keep whole lettuce longer(cant you tell ive had a few glasses of falling down water.) anyway HELP..ive got a friggin big lettuce in the kitchen rarin to go off on me please get me out of the deep and smelly
Eat it.
wear it like a hat, lettuce thrives on attention.
Don't forget the lettuce upgrade for your laptop, it's not as good as the carrot upgrade though.
Was half price at only £20 for the lettuce upgrade though
I asked for this shit didnt I?
keefus - Member
I asked for this shit didnt I?
Yep
Lettuce pray.
is it a cos or iceburg lettuce? as they need different treatment....
MrNutt - Member
wear it like a hat, lettuce thrives on attention.
Man, that's really funny 😀
Are we back to badly packed kebabs already...
knock knock
whos there?
lettuce in and youll find out.
there is a tool that converts lettuce to a convenient morsel that wont dry out or go soggy.
errrrr
cant remembe what its called or where you can get one.
looks like this though
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serious answer, cold (normal fridge temp is too cold) dark place in damp newspaper
Lettuce soup.
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
lol...you people
serious answer- tumble dry for 10mins high heat then store next to an onion in yer fridge
let it go off, dry it out and pack yer bong with it. nothing like a lettuce headrush. 
Friends advice to keep them fresh is to put them in black bag
also applies for any vegetables.
But put small holes in the bag.