[Closed] Last night I had the weirdest dream

Free at last!

Badgehogman is on his way

I can't believe that there're eejits on this forum arguing about philosophy and bicycles and social injustice and pies whilst this thread is going down.
Shit just got real!

Don't know but I once beat an owl to death with a stick.

(true story)

HTH

Don't know but I once beat an owl to death with a stick.

Didn't he see you coming?

I'm putting it down to your semi-involuntary vegetarianism, by proxy. I'm prescribing some of these. To be taken at least once a day....

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Don't know but I once beat an owl to death with a stick.
Didn't he see you coming?

That's why he had to be silenced

when you say a

massive hedgehog

I recently dreamt Stephen Hawking was on 'The Jump'.
Am I going to hell?

DrP

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I recently dreamt Steven Hawkins was on 'The Jump'.
Am I going to hell?

Naah! you'll be fine.
If it had been Stephen Hawking you'd be screwed, 'coz that would be well sick.

I dreamed I found Stephen Hawking and he was dead. Then I just turned him off and back on again and he was fine.

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NOT Stephen Hawking

I once dreamt that David Cameron and Nick Clegg were on live TV fully naked ass-slapping each other and waving their tackle around.

I have to live with the enduring image on a daily basis.

Did you sail away to china?

How come the hedgehog was bigger than the badger?
Were you in your pyjamas or casual nocturnal animal whacking clothes?

Was the hedgehog blue?

The badger represents your unfulfilled desire for recognition and acceptance by your peers, whilst the hedgehog is a manifestation of your massive inferiority complex, both of which you have overcome and banished.
In tonights episode you will meet lion and a bear who were friends of the badger and hedgehog.

Hedgehogs are bastards.

Why can't they just share the hedge?

And where are all the goodgers?

Muddy Hedgehogs are roastable. FACT.