[Closed] Konnie Huq - Under pressure

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Connie who...

Cringeworthy blud innit..
She must be getting paid some to make such a div of herself.

this is the kind of programme that charlie brooker would destroy on screenwipe. but he's engaged to ms Huq so it probably won't happen..

Last time I saw her on TV, she was presenting the MOBO awards. This was a few years a go while channel hopping, never want to her again on TV or anywhere ever.

On another subject, bit lob-sided there! She need a better brassiere or even just to wear one.

She never dressed like that on Blue Peter.

A day early for A&A lads but clever sidestepping of the rules, well done!

In all fairness, she's not holding her shoulders level so I think we best give her the benefit of the doubt. Still dire telly though.

i've been studying this photo for a while and my guess is that she's doing the woman-posing-dropping one side of her hips and turning slightly to the side thing.

mrsconsequence and all her dancer friends do this in nearly every photo, i think it looks silly but some woman on buzzcocks was saying most female celebs get told to do it in photos.

i'll link mrsconsequence to this thread for her expert boob-based opinion 😀

i do love boobs.

'Boobs' such a great word.

philconsequence - Member
i've been studying this photo for a while...

If you'd been studying it for long enough you'd notice it's fake, her head photoshopped onto someone else's body init.

For someone with a face like a smashed crab, old Charlie Brooker did all right for himself huh ?

She is one of the very few people I can't stand for no reason at all.

Boobs!

her head photoshopped onto someone else's body init

i'm not so sure about that... a quick google image search shows she quite well boobed in every photo.

PhilConsequence - I don't believe you. I think we need to see the evidence. 🙂

In all fairness to her she is quite a good presenter at what she does. Hats off!

Gawd it was awful. Her Agent deserves a lifetime achievement award. How does she keep getting the work?

Ps. I do think shes lush, just vapid on TV.

She is my all time favourite TV presenter. Sigh. Charlie Brooker is a lucky man...

I would use up my lifetimes supply of flash grenades on Konnie. It would be like a major American offensive of shock and awe...

I remember getting in from school one day and when i put the tv on blue peter was on which i'd normally change the channel to avoid. However there was some feature about outdoor swimming and Konnie Huq was trying it out.

A Wet black swimsuit and the temperatures were cold. One of the televisual highlights of 1997!

I happened to catch (absoultely no idea why since I must've been late 20s at the time) a bit on Blue Peter about corsets where she was going about her business wearing one. Holy Jesus.

she's certainly fit but I would've thought that by now she'd have had her teeth sorted out

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I do believe the official STW Letching At Konnie Huq video as voted for by members is this one:

thanks for the vid, very, er, heartwarming :o)

Never saw her on BP but everything I've seen her in has been awful. She seems nice enough but she's not found the right TV programme.

I thought she was quite good on the xtra factor.....

(runs away and hides....)

I would use up my lifetimes supply of flash grenades on Konnie. It would be like a major American offensive of shock and awe...

But, to be less than chauvinistic, she's gone up in my estimation in the last couple of years - if she's good enough for Charlie Brooker, she's good enough for me!

Is she the only female presenter with mockney rhyming slang for a name?

any thoughts on whether these are the real deal (or do we care?)

me no care - lurvely!

Hora meets Konnie.

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bigG - Member

Ok, not to divert too far away from the point that Mrs Brooker is indeed a looker IMHO. Can someone explain to me why this thread's not been pulled?

Ok, not to divert too far away from the point that Mrs Brooker is indeed a looker IMHO. Can someone explain to me why this thread's not been pulled?

Because someone needs to bring it to the attetion of the mods,if you don't like it, hit that report button. 😉

Has he gone? What happened?

Anyway back on topic...

I once saw a girl in a nightclub who was the absolute spitting image of KH so I went over and tried to pull her (the one and only time I have EVER tried to pull like that).

She said no mind you.

She is really beautiful isn't she?
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Because someone needs to bring it to the attetion of the mods

Because someone needs to bring it to the attetion of the mods,if you don't like it, hit that report button.

No danger,,, I'm away to my happy place with thoughts of Konnie,

There was a strop? How did I miss that?

I guess it was only a matter of time before some of the posts here were deleted. Hey ho, one up for the freedom fighters, if only temporarily!

I guess it was only a matter of time before some of the posts here were deleted. Hey ho, one up for the freedom fighters, if only temporarily!

I guess it was only a matter of time before some of the posts here were deleted

oh was that it ? I wondered what had happened to my post!

Ooo they're hot on stopping naughtiness on here... Just a bit of boob though 😛

In the photo that was originally posted, very hard to tell.. But in further image searches, definitely wonky. How unfortunate but normal, but maybe those style dresses are not best...

My dancer friend agrees wonk too lol

How unfortunate but normal

unfortunate ? Surely only in terms of fitting tight clothing ?

Goddammit, I caught some NSFW pics at work, so made a mental note to check this thread at home only to find nothing remotely NSFW and much less Konnie than desired! Pah....

How unfortunate but normal

Whereas you mrsc.....? all non-wonky and much more pleasing on the eye no doubt....

Thanks Northwind, for that Youtube link! The comments are class...

She came to my Primary school in 2001. I remember it well because it was the day of my first ****.

She was filming stuff? for Blue Peter and came into the gym when my class was doing PE. I had forgotten my kit and my teacher made me do gymnastics in my underpants and barefeet. When she walked in wearing that skirt and those boots, i felt a twinge in my pants.

I aksed my teacher if i could use the toilet and she said yes. I brushed past Konnie and ended up knocking one out in the stools. Great!

Whereas you mrsc.....? all non-wonky and much more pleasing on the eye no doubt....

lol, becca (mrsconsequence) really wont be checking the forum enough to come back and argue with you iDave... i can personally vouch for her non-wonky boobs though.

my boobs however, well when people look at them they all seem to rotate their heads to line them up.

Not trying to get banned:
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Lol. blue Peter indeed.

A friend of mine once went out to dinner, as part of a small group, with her around the time she was on Blue Peter. At the end of the evening she reversed her new 206CC (the one with the foldy roof) into a skip, hitting it hard enough to shatter the rear window!

His verdict: "Fit but dappy".

Not trying to get banned:
Some stuff I'd like to have full access to.

What sort of access are we talking about - to the link, or...

very pretty, but she gets marked down due to lack of personality

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