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Kill it? I reckon the bean counters at Sea World are overjoyed! Insurance pays out for the trainer, and the crowds come streaming in to see the real Killer Whale!
thats really sad shuold not really keep animals lke that in captivity said a colleague of mine, who has just bought her passes for all the atractions in florida for a holiday next month including sea world!!
It'd got previous, the slaaag!
It'd got previous, the slaaag!
I wonder if Florida has the '3-strikes and your out' rule? Another minor infringment and that Whale could be looking at 30 years.
Bad Idead having a female trainer, afterall women smell of fish!
Dear Dear you dont get irony at all do you...your not American are you!All those chips, The Americans will be looking for a nice big fish to kill to go with them!!!!
Americans eat chips with dip. And their chips are crisps. And a whale's not a fish.
its awful keeping them penned in like that.
especially with such a clear visual affect as curling over the dorsal!
Yep - dorsal is a sure sign of unhappiness or other problems - the poor thing is probably insane, as might be expected of any free ranging animal that is penned up for most of it's life.
the poor thing is probably insane,
if it's mental, it's probably best kept locked up then - for it's own safety and that of others.
In case this was just the first stage in a co-ordinated revenge plan by a secret network of captive killer whales, presumably?
Yes, it's an orca-strated campaign, it wasn't just a fluke.
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Yeah, but with good behaviour it'd be out in 15.
This is America we're talking about serial killers face capital punishment! Florida's choice of execution is the electric chair. That's going to be interesting in itself.
Never really felt much for whales before but I've got a sudden urge to become its pen friend, possibly even marry it.
'My baby's innocent I'm tellin y'all!'
Never really felt much for whales before but I've got a sudden urge to become its pen friend, possibly even marry it.
If the whale behaves itself you may be entitled to conjugal rights visits.
[EDIT] I'm sure there's a joke somewhere there about blowholes, but I can't put my finger on it [/EDIT]
If Whales have trainers,
Does that mean Dolphins have sandals ?
Sharks would have Doc Martins for sure !