Watching something on tv
she said "I bet I'd beat you at that"
I said "probably, if you put your weight into it"
She said "WHAT?"
I said "well you probably are heavier than me"
She agreed
Barely a word has been said in the last hour!
Least it's out there, and she can do something about it now.
Offer her a crisp
Give her a big hug and apologise.
Do one side at a time if it makes it easier.
Give her a belly raspberry.
Cake
Uh-ohhh!
Bouncy castle!
Call her Belly Savalis or Belly Ocean. Works a treat on Mrs F
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Watching something on tv
she said "I bet I'd beat you at that"
Further detail is required.
Watching something on tv
she said "I bet I'd beat you at that"
Was some test your strength thing
Requiescat In Pace
What channel's the sumo championship on?
Was some test your strength thing
Freeview 674?
Will this require a UN peacekeeping force?
Slow night on STW.
Least it's out there, and she can do something about it now.
Like change the locks and drop your belongings off at the Salvation Army
Thread cheered me right up. Jamies content earned 100 internet points.
Tell her you'll never get over her. Then get up and walk round...
Drac - Moderator
Slow night on STW.
Sometimes I'm not sure if you're a moderator on a bike site, or some kind of hyper-ironic-bot created by Cheltenham's finest to test reactions to painfully retarded statements.
Cheltenham has a finest?
Sometimes I'm not sure if you're a moderator on a bike site, or some kind of hyper-ironic-bot created by Cheltenham's finest to test reactions to painfully retarded statements.
Can he/it not be both
*waves*
Cougar - Moderator
Cheltenham has a finest?
Doughnut!
^^^^^^^^ WTF?
Bad day bearnecessities?
More cushion for the pushin, I say 😆
No word from op for forty minutes.
I think the make up hug may have over balanced and he can't reach his phone
Cheltenham-bot, trace his ip and send help!
For wallop.
Not about wallop, I hasten to add.
I am so surprised by the silent treatment I'm now receiving, was it supposed to go unspoken forever? It's flipping obvious
I am so surprised by the Solent treatment I'm now receiving
It's going to be all wight.
*Ninja edit, Shirley? (Shirley. It's in Southampton. Near the Solent. Oh, why do I bother any more...)
Cheltenham Tescos has a finest range, capable of creating a meal for one almost appear home made, apart from the comedic potion sizes.
'serves 2' hahahahahahahahahha
Cheltenham Tescos has a finest range, capable of creating a meal for one almost appear home made, apart from the comedic potion sizes.
'serves 2' hahahahahahahahahha
I think eating double portions is the problem
I am so surprised by the silent treatment I'm now receiving, was it supposed to go unspoken forever? It's flipping obvious
And you should tell her that in exactly those words and then live blog what happens next. #fetchespopcorn
You will never be allowed to forget your utterances this evening.
Tell her you really love her for her mind.
That'll get you in the good books.
Now is also the perfect time to remind her how many calories are burnt by a quick bunk up, especially if she puts a shift in.
Tell her you're goating her. Goating goating goating
I now have tears of laughter running down my face 😀
This place isn't what it used to be - has nobody asked for pictures yet?
Motorboat.
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I now have tears of laughter running down my face
And me, plus bits of pot noodle* on my pad screen. At least its easily wiped clean, unlike a keyboard.
*What can I say, I've been to the pub, I was peckish and couldn't be arsed to drive along for a kebab.
It's a classic, Flashy!
Pack of biscuits, cheese board and a leg of lamb to say sorry?
Uh oh! I did this, it ended very badly for me.