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... it's going to be naff, right?

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Posted : 21/09/2016 5:42 pm
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Might be OK. At least no superheros.


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 5:48 pm
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Noooo...... Doesn't warrant a sequel. As long as they never follow through on the threat to remake Back to the Future we're okay 🙂


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 5:54 pm
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Zathura was the sequel.


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 5:56 pm
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Are you on crack OP? The Rock AND Jables?! It's going to be AWESOME!!


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 6:15 pm
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That looks like a scene from some sexy version of Tropic Thunder.


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 6:22 pm
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Zathura was the [s]sequel[/s] same movie re-shot in space.


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 6:25 pm
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I'll watch it, quite liked the original.


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 6:30 pm
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3 words to sum up the new film:
C
G
I


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 6:33 pm
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I reckon it'll be OK, The Rock is pretty media savvy and wouldn't back an obvious turkey...


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 7:31 pm
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I reckon it'll be OK, The Rock is pretty media savvy and wouldn't back an obvious turkey...

Ahem...

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Posted : 21/09/2016 7:35 pm
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Oh god, that's not Jack Black is it? Overacting crock of absolute non-talent, I avoid any movie I see him in now, saves time.

Edit: Mm, Karen Gillan though...


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 7:43 pm
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No interest, original was great and Robun Williams is gone. RIP


 
Posted : 21/09/2016 7:55 pm
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Would I be the only person who has not seen the original?

I am hoping that The Magnificent 7 remake is not real.


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 5:36 am
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Overacting crock of absolute non-talent,

Making him the perfect substitute for Robin Williams.


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 5:47 am
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There's never been an unwatchable film with the Rock in. They're always good, or hilariously awful, there's no inbetween.


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 8:44 am
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Edit: Mm, Karen Gillan though...

With you on that but didn't want to be the first one to say it.
I'm assuming they deliberately designed her waistcoat thingy for, ahem, 'maximum impact'...


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 8:48 am
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Is that Amy Pond dressed as Lara Croft...

Or am I just seeing what I want to see?

EDIT No, [url= http://gb.imdb.com/title/tt2283362/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3 ]it really is.[/url]


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 8:48 am
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I am hoping that The Magnificent 7 remake is not real.

Oh... it is.

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Posted : 22/09/2016 8:48 am
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I'm assuming they deliberately designed her waistcoat thingy for, ahem, 'maximum impact'...

Apparently there is a "very good reason" for her character to be dressed like that. They're alluding to a plot device but my guess is, it's her in skimpy clothes that is both the reason and the result.


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 8:50 am
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Edit: Mm, Karen Gillan though...

My thoughts too. Other than that it'll be generic CG animals/monsters rampage cash in. Been done anyway in the form of Night at the Museum series which are a similar type of film, and they were crap.


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 8:57 am
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Making him the perfect substitute for Robin Williams.

Good Will Hunting
Dead Poets' Society
One Hour Photo
The World According to Garp


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 9:27 am
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Awakenings...


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 9:47 am
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[i]Karen Gillan ... Ruby Roundhouse[/i]

😆


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 9:47 am
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Ok, [i]The World According to Garp[/i] was ok. The rest of his movies are dreadful. [i]Dead Poets' Society[/i] is pretentious drivel, much like [i]School of Rock[/i].


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 10:36 am
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Making him the perfect substitute for Robin Williams.

Burn in Hell!!


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 10:47 am
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Making him the perfect substitute for Robin Williams.

Seriously?! At least Robin Williams had more dimensions than:

Shouting
Stupid faces

I'd swear Jack Black has been in any number of movies that could have been funny and yet he seems to miss every. single. punchline.

Even worse I had to sit through 'The Holiday' or some similar RomCom garbage where he tried to play the cute/romantic/funny guy. Nothing will delete the memory of his stupid simpering face as he tried to win over Kate Winslet or Cameron Diaz or whoever the love interest was... 👿


 
Posted : 22/09/2016 11:12 am