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what's the difference between god and bono?
god doesn't walk around dublin believing he's bono.
anyone do any better? i hate bono.
what's the difference between listening to U2 and having a bucket of diarrhea thrown over you?
If you're covered in diarrhea you'll smell, but you can deal with the self-loathing.
How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Bono holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
U2 are playing Live aid and inbetween songs Bono starts solomnly clapping, pronouncing "every time i clap my hands, a child in Africa starves to death".
A wag in the audience shouts "stop f***ing clapping then!".
When Warren Zevon died, he was surprised to find himself in rock-n-roll heaven. St. Peter was showing him around, introducing him to all the departed rock stars. Visiting a fantastic music studio, he saw Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Bonham, Mama Cass, etc., etc.
Suddenly, with a flourish, Bono walked into the studio and joined in the jam.
Zevon gasped to St. Peter: 'I didn't know Bono died!'
'Oh no,' replied Peter 'That's God - he just THINKS he's Bono.
There's an entire episode of south park on this very subject.
I believe Bionickev off here coined the term 'Bonollocks'
Self-explanatory, really...
GNARGNAR - MemberThere's an entire episode of south park on this very subject.
Here is the whole episode - very funny!!!
[url= http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html ]http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html[/url]
Reminded me of the Picolax thread. How I chortled.
"hothothothot" 😀