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Plans to make a new TV series CSI Barnsley had to be scrapped after producers found that no one had any dental records and everyone had the same DNA

Woke up this morning - thought i had swine flu - turned out to be rashers!!

mrsJ rang NHS direct - couldn't get through - loads of crackling on the line

getting serious tho, she woke up with pigtails - should i be worried?


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 6:07 pm
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Epic, epic fail


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 6:10 pm
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So Barnsley is in red-neck territory then.. I live and learn


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 6:53 pm
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Where's forky when you need him!!


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 6:59 pm
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I've won a holiday to Mexico, but I can't go.

I'm pig-sick.

Yep, the red Gore-Tex one.......


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 7:02 pm
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😆 pleased i didn't get that job in Barnsley now.


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 7:02 pm
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Rashers? Some oinkment should sort it out...

Wa Wa Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 7:08 pm
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Epic, epic fail

coming from mr epic fail himself


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 7:23 pm