[Closed] Jet washing bikes!

I only ever wash my bike using water distilled from the tears of baby seals, then rubbed down with a chamoix leather made from the thighs of Philippino virgins before buffing to a high gloss with kittens. I then lubricate the bearings using unicorn semen.

I suspend my bike from a giant balloon high up in the sky, so passing clouds can gently caress it clean

I make love to my bike, allowing the sweat from the flesh/bike interface to clean it. This way I can guarantee that 100% care and love has gone into it (literally).

How the hell can a baby monkey be a nonce?

I din's say it was a nonce, just that it looks like a nonce.

I bet you wouldn't say that to his dad

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Mind you his brother looks gay

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ROFL at the gay monkey brother!

Bad nonce monkey.. not sure how this is still on Youtube..

I jetwash my bikes..

Whatever you do, don't cross out "goat" and put "frog" in the previous search.

It's the gay monkey brother that you should fear the most.

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