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There's a radio (and now TV) program called "I've never seen Star Wars" which gets people in the public eye to own up to things they have never done that seem very common to the rest of us.

Its title rang a bell with me because despite being a male engineer who read Sci Fi in his youth - I too have never seen Star Wars.

What [i]everyday [/i]things have you never done. Something surprising please. Points will be deducted for superior "I've never got in a fight after drinking 10 pints of Stella" comments.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:15 pm
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I've never drunk 10 pints of Stella.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:16 pm
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ive never smoked... (yawn)
ive never watched a single episode of Lost, 24, Heroes, or any of those other generic C4 style bits of epic series crap (though i couldnt really comment as ive never watched them)


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:17 pm
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I've never seen the Sound of Music.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:23 pm
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I've never owned a car worth more than my bikes


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:23 pm
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I've never watched an episode of the Simpsons.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:25 pm
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I've never watched a football match


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:26 pm
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never done a 3some 🙁


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:28 pm
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andywhit - wow!


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:31 pm
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Couldn't absolutely swear to this, but I don't think I've ever driven without a seatbelt. Somewhat freaky, certainly dull and sensible. Not sure if that is surprising enough for you donald.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:32 pm
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I can't drive. Yet I've been all over Europe to watch motorsport.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:33 pm
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Despite having a driving license for over 20 years and doing way more miles than the yearly average, I've never owned a car.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:36 pm
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Have never watched Britains Got Talent.

Have never eaten a bogey.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:39 pm
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I've never watched Big Brother, and I never would.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:46 pm
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despite wearing one (badly) since the age of twelve at school, i only recently learnt how to tie, a tie. properly that is. tho im not great at it yet!


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:54 pm
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I reckon it's pretty common never to have watched Britain's got Talent, Big Brother and I'm a Celebrity (amongst intelligent people).

I've never eaten a mushroom.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:56 pm
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Despite living only 15 miles away, I've never been to Barnsley.

Perhaps that's no so surprising though.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:56 pm
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ive never been to a football match either 😀

thumbs up


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 12:57 pm
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Nor me, double thumbs up


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:00 pm
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I've never seen the Sound of Music.
😯 😯 I have the video if you want to borrow it?? 😀

I have never taken drugs.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:00 pm
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i've not seen the first 3 star wars films (the original trilogy). Or titanic for that matter. I've also not eaten a mushroom.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:00 pm
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I've never been right in an argument with the wife.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:03 pm
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I've never bummed a bloke.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:06 pm
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I've never been to me.


 
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I've never been to me.

I have. Wouldn't bother if I was you.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:07 pm
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i'v enever been to wales or ireland


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:10 pm
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I've never watched a Rocky or Rambo film, or any of the Godfather ones for that matter...


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:24 pm
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I've never watched a Harry Potter Movie or Titanic, or watched a football match 😀


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:25 pm
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I've never seen Top Gun.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:38 pm
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I've never seen Dirty Dancing.

I've never stayed awake through King Kong, and I tried watching it 3 times. Twice in a cinema (remake, last one.. can't remember who was in it, fell asleep)

Never been to a concert, but love music

(nor a football match)


 
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I've never seen Dirty Dancing.

+1


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:41 pm
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[i]I've never bummed a bloke. ][/i]

Taker not a giver eh? 😉


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:41 pm
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I've never been to London.....Hoping to take this one to the grave.....


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 1:58 pm
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I've never watched star wars either, although I did read the book (one incredibly bored christmas day) but even if I hadn't I would still know the entire story as like football it's almost impossible to avoid hearing boring geeks talking about it.

never seen Top Gun, ET, Titanic or Dirty Dancing either.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:14 pm
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I've never ever watched a single episode of...

Dr Who

([i]edit: and have no urgent intention to either[/i])


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:18 pm
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I have never read a book from front to back


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:18 pm
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I've never seen Dirty Dancing.
+1

That wasn't you in the co-starring role then?

Keeping along with the thread:

I've never seen Star Wars (or TESB or ROTJ)

I've never seen Pulp Fiction all the way through

I've never tarmacked a drive for cash


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:19 pm
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Never seen Coronation Street, not a second of it.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:20 pm
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I've never managed to watch more than two thirds of An American Werewolf in London.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:22 pm
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Oh yes, I've never seen Titanic either, and never intend to.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:23 pm
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Never been to Alton Towers


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:29 pm
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I've never managed to watch more than two thirds of An American Werewolf in London.

You stop watching after Jenny Agutter's shower scene eh?


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:33 pm
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I've never tasted alcohol [I'm pretty sure whiskey flavoured mint cake or rum and raisin cornettos a) aren't accurate and b) don't count].


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:34 pm
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never been to alton towers either!

most people just look open mouthed at me and say 'you've never beeeeen???'


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:35 pm
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I've never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:38 pm
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I've never used a games console

I've never sent a text message

Despite travelling through 30 or 40 times - I've never set foot in Belgium


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:39 pm
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I've never been stung by a bee.


 
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never been to alton towers either!

most people just look open mouthed at me and say 'you've never beeeeen???'

"Oh my God, you've NEVER been?"

Never been stung by a bee or wasp either.

I'm spethal.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:46 pm
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i have never been able to grasp the true meaning of catch 22


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 2:59 pm
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Never gotten drunk (did get ever so slightly tipsy once)
Never smoked a cigarette
Never taken any 'non presciption' drugs


 
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i have never been able to grasp the true meaning of catch 22

you having a laugh, eh, yossarian being the dude from catch 22 and all?


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 3:17 pm
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alton towers
non-prescription drugs
broken a bone (until I broke a toe last year)
taken antibiotics
been to hospital (I don't even know my blood group)

not in 40 years


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 3:25 pm
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I've never been into outer space, or inner for that matter.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 4:06 pm
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i have never been able to resist chocolate cakes
i have never fooled anyone into believing i was george clooney
i have never ridden a motorbike like valentino rossi, even though i can ask for a return ticket to naples in italian (second class, no smoking)
i have never worked out where the fluff in my bellybutton comes from
i have never puzzled as to why we're here, just as long as there's birds, bikes and booze, i have no further questions


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 4:17 pm
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Ive never eaten a McDonalds
never seen star wars or a football match


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 4:32 pm
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I've never had any trouble pulling


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 4:33 pm
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I've never snogged Alain Baxter,
Never watched celebity big brother, in the jungle, Britains got no talent or Emmerdale farm.
Never lived with any man except Hubby,
Never ridden a camel.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 4:46 pm
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i had never watched an episode of the office until last night , i now wish i had never watched an episode of the office cos it was fakin shite !


 
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never done a bunnyhop

but im learnin. can get my back wheel an inch of ground now just need to do it with the front wheel of the ground aswel 🙁


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 5:23 pm
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I've never felt more like singing the blues


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 5:31 pm
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Had sex with an asian prostitute.

Or hand reared a fox cub named basil, taught it to catch rabbits and tearfully released it into the wild when it began raiding neighbours bins and being aggressive towards small children.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 5:34 pm
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yeh tinribz..... everyon else has done that plenty of times.......


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 5:38 pm
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Still yet to ride a mtb


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 5:52 pm
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I've never watched Titanic. I thought I was the only human in the developed world who hadn't. I've also never watched Big Brother, Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, The Apprentice or most of the other crap British 'Reality', (surely an oxymoron), shows. I've never watched the Office, I don't see humour in situations derived from a person's humiliation or embarassment. I have lost count of the number of times I've seen Star Wars, however.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 6:10 pm
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Done big-chief-96's mom.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 6:16 pm
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I'v never seen a live band.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 6:17 pm
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I have never smelt anything (Am Anosmic); including my farts.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 6:58 pm
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Never smoked.
Never done drugs.
Never punched another person
Never flown in a plane


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 7:24 pm
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never watched a sporting event - no football, no cycling no nothing. not for me!!


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 7:26 pm
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I've never climbed a tree (though I suspect that's fairly common nowadays)


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 9:03 pm
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i've never

felt more lonely


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 9:07 pm
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Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole?


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 9:08 pm
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Never really given a ****


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 9:28 pm
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never rubbed another man's rhubarb

never ridden a road bike


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 9:35 pm
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never not done anything I've not wanted to do. 😆 except for a 3 some with 2 ladies! 😥

In fact I've done all of the above except for

I've never flown a plane or been into outer space, or inner for that matter. i have never fooled anyone into believing i was george clooney i have never ridden a motorbike like valentino rossi, I've never snogged Alain Baxter,Never lived with any man except Hubby,Never ridden a camel or had sex with an asian prostitute or hand reared a fox cub named basil, taught it to catch rabbits and tearfully released it into the wild when it began raiding neighbours bins and being aggressive towards small children.

I am proud to say, I've been arrested, done drugs, left a job, spent all my money on beer (on more than one occasion), drank in the morning, partied all night, smoked, watched the Simpsons, porn, big brother, star wars, had fights, punched people, been punched, woken up with broken bones, woken up not knowing where I'd been / was, had an overdraft, been in a bar room brawl, defaulted on a loan, been in a court room, passed exams, pulled a wheelie, did a bunny hop, drank a pint for every year I've been alive (18th), seen hawkwind, seen pink floyd, drank 3 bottles of red wine in an evening, been lost in a city I didn't know, done 140mph in my car, been in a car crash, left home......not all on the same night of course.

Sorry but some of you lot seem boring. 😆

1 life, live it !


 
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I've had sex with an asian prostitute. It was ok.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 9:58 pm
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Opps ive done an alarming amount of these lol

Ive never had a fivesome
Ive never rode a motorbike (though i want to)
Ive never been in a proper relationship
Ive never seen any of the starwars movies all the way though


 
Posted : 06/06/2009 9:55 am
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Never seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Though a bloke down the pub says it ain't all that.


 
Posted : 06/06/2009 1:58 pm
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never seen star wars either - only bits on the tele.

never tried pot noodles - although I intend to one day.


 
Posted : 06/06/2009 2:34 pm
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Another never seen Star Wars here as well.
I did try a pot noodle once - it won't happen again.


 
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