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I was listening to New Jersey whilst bike fettling today. Love that album.
Anyway, France. Meh.
Not sure he's actually playing that guitar. 🤔
The French really aren't trying. I'm sure this was some 1970s b-side they've recycled.
This is the one night of the year this forum needs an autorefresh function, like a chat app. Not had any out and out bonkers performance yet, like the horse on the stepladders last year. Disappointing. I was distracted during Sue whatsherface, what exactly happened to get Woganlite into such a flap?
I'm sure I've seen those two french lasses on a 1990's video...
Halfway through and not a batshit-insane entry yet. Is disappoint.
the problem with having heats now is we miss the howlers 🙁
edit: 14 secs too slow 🙂
He's not playing the guitar, the only live performance is the vocal. And yes, I have read the rules.
I spoke too soon.
It's the (white) Fresh Prince of Bel Air!
Do you think he's got his butties in that rucksac?
I was distracted during Sue whatsherface, what exactly happened to get Woganlite into such a flap?
Some douche invaded the stage and grabbed her microphone off her. She did really well to keep it together and carry on her performance when they gave her another mic.
This lot reminds me of a band called The Correspondents.
Howler you say? I give you the Czech Republic
... fronted by Eggsy.
Leanardo di caprio crossed with Dora the explorer
Fair play to her then, hopefully good for some sympathy voting! Actually quite liked her song.
This will do annoyingly well
Somewhere in Liverpool, someone is missing the top half of their leisurewear
I suspect CZ might do quite well this year.
Czech one was rad.
Next up, Jesus.
Jesus.
He's here
It's Opie!
"I got this".
Final Countdown opener.
I hadn't realised Our Girl's microphone got swiped and she was given another. Fair effing does to her for keeping her shit together so well.
awaits the KLF
Pirate Jesus?
I spluttered some beer out when they started marching
If Clanad were hipsters....
I like the banners. Every Eurovision needs a Viking invasion force.
Design brief: collect five of the butchest guys you can find, and make them as camp as possible.
Not actually a bad song, mind.
They're not exactly scary though!
I didn't realise Westeros was part of the European Broadcasting Union
<span style="text-decoration: underline;">when hipster culture gets out of hand</span>
@cougar haha!
I was hoping to be kept in the picture from here but now I’m watching some Scandi crime thingy with subtitles so no such luck.
Enjoy!
RM.
Next up, the most European of all countries...
Is that the transformers sign?
I really want the Aussies to win just for shits and giggles
"Live from Melbourne arena, it's 8am here and here's the Eurovision song contest"
If the Aussies win, and there's a chance, we have to host next year's competition.
I always wondered what would happen if Kylie Minogue ate Kylie Minogue.
(-:
looks like she is performing on the morning after the night before
Tina Turner, stand aside.
It's a good banging choon.
Would we host it in Sheppard's bush?
Started weak, brought it together at the end. Not too bad, that.
Denmark has the hairiest boy band of all time.
Serbia obviuosly unfamiliar with the #metoo movement
Is that Eddie Jordan in a frock?
Green room girl is doing ok....
Presenter lady has some impressive shoulders
I don't remember the SS being that camp.
Finnish backing dancers from the SS?
Max Mosley your time is now
That was disappointingly not as metal as I'd hoped... However Finland looking good on the boots and thighs front.
I rather approve of Finland's dominatrix. Less sure about the Nazis.
Finland peaked with Lordi to be fair. And it was a hell of a peak.
Somewhere in an alternate universe, Peter Gabriel is having nightmares.
Will Smith is looking well.
Debbie Harry is looking good.
Ah, it's the Bulgarian Sia/PM Dawn/Alexander O'Neil supergroup
Here comes bul-lady-garia
(Yes I'm stretching)
I think this might do well too.
Bulgaria fave so far. By fave i mean like my least bad cold or stomach bug.
Dull song mind.
Max Mosley your time is now
lets have a whip round...
its all a bit bland... It needs a bit more bonkerz
Here we go, you'll like this one
Your wish is our command...
This is more like it!
Oh, the set design is stark staring genius, fair play.
Art Deco meets Scooby Doo.
Rod, Jane & Freddy make a welcome return. Where's Bungle?
Blue Suit chap is impressively sweaty
That was bloody brilliant.
If ever you had to explain Eurovision to someone...
Oh, they smashed that out of the park! My favorite so far.
I'm glad she said chicken and not cock.
Just been listening on the radio on the way home from work - it's really not the same, although Ken Bruce is almost as good as Terry in his pomp.
Big fan but amazing how appalling it all sounds when you can't see the action. It's like Belgian radio, but worse.
Any butter churning moments worth catching up on t'iPlayer?
I quite liked ours.
Has sweden's balls dropped yet?
I think we've found the shittest performance of the night