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[Closed] It's that time of year again; EUROVISION, WHOOOOOOO!!

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Do you think he's got his butties in that rucksac?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:15 pm
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I was distracted during Sue whatsherface, what exactly happened to get  Woganlite into such a flap?

Some douche invaded the stage and grabbed her microphone off her. She did really well to keep it together and carry on her performance when they gave her another mic.


 
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This lot reminds me of a band called The Correspondents.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:15 pm
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Howler you say? I give you the Czech Republic


 
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... fronted by Eggsy.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:16 pm
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Leanardo di caprio crossed with Dora the explorer


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:16 pm
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Fair play to her then, hopefully good for some sympathy voting! Actually quite liked her song.


 
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This will do annoyingly well


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:16 pm
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Somewhere in Liverpool, someone is missing the top half of their leisurewear


 
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I suspect CZ might do quite well this year.


 
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Czech one was rad.


 
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Next up, Jesus.


 
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Jesus.

He's here


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:17 pm
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It's Opie!

"I got this".


 
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Final Countdown opener.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:17 pm
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I hadn't realised Our Girl's microphone got swiped and she was given another. Fair effing does to her for keeping her shit together so well.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:18 pm
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awaits the KLF


 
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Pirate Jesus?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:19 pm
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I spluttered some beer out when they started marching


 
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If Clanad were hipsters....


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:19 pm
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I like the banners. Every Eurovision needs a Viking invasion force.


 
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Design brief: collect five of the butchest guys you can find, and make them as camp as possible.

Not actually a bad song, mind.


 
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They're not exactly scary though!


 
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I didn't realise Westeros was part of the European Broadcasting Union


 
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;">when hipster culture gets out of hand</span>


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:20 pm
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@cougar haha!

I was hoping to be kept in the picture from here but now I’m watching some Scandi crime thingy with subtitles so no such luck.

Enjoy!

RM.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:20 pm
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Next up, the most European of all countries...


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:21 pm
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Is that the transformers sign?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:22 pm
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I really want the Aussies to win just for shits and giggles

"Live from Melbourne arena, it's 8am here and here's the Eurovision song contest"


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:23 pm
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If the Aussies win, and there's a chance, we have to host next year's competition.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:23 pm
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I always wondered what would happen if Kylie Minogue ate Kylie Minogue.

(-:


 
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looks like she is performing on the morning after the night before


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:24 pm
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Tina Turner, stand aside.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:24 pm
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It's a good banging choon.


 
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Would we host it in Sheppard's bush?


 
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Started weak, brought it together at the end.  Not too bad, that.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:25 pm
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Denmark has the hairiest boy band of all time.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:25 pm
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Serbia obviuosly unfamiliar with the #metoo movement


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:26 pm
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Is that Eddie Jordan in a frock?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:26 pm
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Green room girl is doing ok....


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:27 pm
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Presenter lady has some impressive shoulders


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:28 pm
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I don't remember the SS being that camp.


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:31 pm
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Finnish backing dancers from the SS?


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:31 pm
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Max Mosley your time is now


 
Posted : 12/05/2018 10:31 pm
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That was disappointingly not as metal as I'd hoped... However Finland looking good on the boots and thighs front.


 
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