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Well, it is when you've got to the airport, your flight's been cancelled, you've smiled sweetly at the customer service [b]bloke[/b] 😯 and you've blagged your way into the executive lounge! Free beer, wine, the works for a few hours. Delays ain't always so bad y'know 🙂
Am I glad I chose flybe instead of Ryanair!
Surely if its all free, its champagne o clock?
No champagne 🙁
Is my missus with you? She said she was going to spend a few days with her sister, but I don't believe the lying cow. I bet she's with you, isn't she? Flying off on some jolly, while I sit at home lonely and crying... 😥
Plucking up some dutch courage before joining the mile high club with Talkemada's missus Darcy?
Indeed binners! I'm only risking as much alcohol as I think I can get away with. Talcum, I'm sorry mate...but it's up to your missus to tell you where she is...wherever that may be. 😐 Nice sunny day though.
Lots of alcohol + flight delay = hangover from hell at 30,000 feet
Just out of interest - has anyone ever actually got on a plane sober?
Pilots, hopefully!
😀 @ duntmatter
Heck, the toilets are plush too. I may even lay an airport brown trout, which would be a first 😯