Drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery leaves her shaken
What's the world coming to, grim times
A spokesman for the NRA* was quoted as saying that if a good person armed with a tub of yoghurt had been there to stop them, this atrocity would never have happened.
*National Rennet Association
See this is what happens, I think we should all be allowed to carry yoghurt at all times, If I'd have been there, I wouldn't have hesitated.
I once had an empty can of fosters thrown at me by a bloke in a convertible. He also shouted, "Get a wig you bald bastard".
That's terrible. If their mothers found out they'd surely danone them.
It's a Greek tragedy.
I heard there was even a drive-by shouting once!*
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© HMHB
Sadly it's the culture around there
Muller ****ers.
I blame Thatcher or immigrants, possibly both. And Blair.
I heard there was even a drive-by shouting once!
Probably escaped in a Skoda Activia ...
Probably one of you lot but were too frightened of a real person you forgot to ask her to show you how to weave it...
Hope she's ok, poor wee lassi.
esselgruntfuttock - Member
That's nothing compared to....
I don't see why this is news, I mean it's Suffolk. That's normal!
I don't see why this is news, I mean it's Suffolk. That's normal!
Ooh arr! 😆
Folks are so set in thier ways, it's all going to pot.
dannybgoode - Member
Drive-by yoghurt attack…
As it was frozen yoghurt, Dorset police are prepared to ‘let it go’.
Hey, this is Sherborne you're talking about. Gorgeous little place that boasts not one but two castles plus a stunning Abbey. Bound to be oiks from the posh school. 😉
Another policeman added: “He’ll also need to keep away from the town’s gardens – if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty.”
Proper LOL at this last paragraph 😀
I had a night on the yoghurt last night, I was absolutely mullered 😳
I was going to have a night on the yoghurt but I'm too cultured.
Apparently the incident was caught on CCTV. The Police asked to see it, but were distracted. They said "will Yoplait again please..."
This thread is fantastic
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/commuters-saw-man-have-sex-with-goat-6329803.html
A judge today said he was "sceptical" that any sex offenders' programme had yet been designed that could help a man who had sex with a goat while a train-load of passengers looked on in disbelief.
Apparently, Stephen Hall, 23, an unemployed chef, had lassoed a grazing goat with his belt.
It gets worse, check out the other news in the same place:
If only they'd legalise pot.
How dairy assault an innocent haberdasher, sadly there's no whey they'll catch him, unless he was curd on camera
Trimix: 😯 😆
How dairy assault an innocent haberdasher, sadly there's no whey they'll catch him, unless he was curd on camera
Could have been wearing a Ski mask too
There's no whey this actually o-curd surely?