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[Closed] It's all about the outrage in Essex

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[url= http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Shopper-shocked-bread-baps-fresh-5-months-later/story-28653955-detail/story.html ]A SHOCKED shopper was left "outraged" after finding his Sainsbury's baps were still fresh over FIVE months after he bought them.[/url]

erm, perhaps he should get out more?


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:00 am
 Drac
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Baps! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:02 am
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He doesnt need to,well only every five months at least


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:04 am
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Floury baps !


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:06 am
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Maybe there's a chance the headline is the lazy journos words not his?

I think he's got a point, it great to know the op's life is so much better.


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:07 am
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Yes, my life is sooooo much better for not worrying about old baps.


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:09 am
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Chickbait.


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:18 am
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Not sure who should be first against the wall, the journalist or the conspiracy nut.


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:31 am
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Posted : 07/02/2016 10:35 am
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"still [i]looking[/i] fresh"

"They [i]look[/i] absolutely fine"

good hard facts there


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:38 am
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well he has fully embraced the scientific model as that is clearly an observation

Are you one of thse anti science nut jobs then ๐Ÿ˜‰

"It's not natural for bread to stay like that for five months, not even in a fridge."
OH MY LORD

Never ever ever put bread in a fridge it changes [ all bread does] the starch to crystals and the fridge makes this process about 10 times faster meaning your bread goes stale even faster - see also cakes.
Now I am the outraged one.


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:56 am
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Just bread come naturally sealed in cellophane?


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 11:02 am
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[url= http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Burnham-Pharmacy-mistakenly-hand-Viagra-instead/story-28631438-detail/story.html ]If you were going to mention a story from the chronicle I thought you might have mentioned the distressed lady mistakenly given viagra by her pharmacy instead of her normal prescription[/url]!

They're not using a picture they published in the paper, shame...


 
Posted : 08/02/2016 9:54 am
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Probably packed in nitrogen? Bloody scientific progress, I've had enough of it.

They'd grow mould if they were just packaged in a tin foil hat.


 
Posted : 08/02/2016 11:53 am