[Closed] It must be that Spider time of year again.

Now if it had been a AA battery, I would have been impressed 😉

Where did the battery fit in?

It's probably a male looking to get his legs over before he pops his clogs.
Apologies for the scientific terminology.

Which is the bigger , male or female? 'cos if the female is bigger than that I'll just use a pint glass to capture it 😳 The battery was just to show how really HUGE and MASSIVE it was 😉

My beloved has just literally squeaked then run away in horror after seeing that

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This fella moved in last year for a while. expecting more of the same soon.
it makes me laugh when you can hear them walking on the wooden floor 🙂

NOTE- this was take shortly after he mugged me for my lunch money

Sorry Binners ! That one was in close proximity to 4 Gallons of Blackberry and Elderberry wine, so I thought it best to eject it before it got onto any spilled drops out of the bucket. Didn't fancy having a drunk spider wandering about looking for trouble 😆

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Just rescued my wife from one of those - I thought there was a REAL emergency for a minute! She was almost in tears!

the Daddylonglegs will be next, bumbling about all over the place

Have you noticed that too ?.........how clumsy and cack-handed Daddylonglegs are ?

It pisses me right off - their obvious inability to properly control those unfeasibly long legs of theirs. And why can't they ever make up their minds which way they're going ?..........they're worse than ants ffs.

And don't get me started on sliverfish.........what [i]are[/i] those ****ers on ? 😐

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LOL 🙂

😀 Thats a wonky Spider, it's only got 3 left legs 🙁