[Closed] Is today 'National Red Lobster' day?

£10 if you slap him on the back.

Yep me. I had a tan already, I just got a bit darker. 🙂

(Thanks for the suncream on Sunday, BTW! 🙂 )

Not me I've got two bottles of Hawaiian Tropic in my tool box.

There's a group of people that look like that sat outside a nearby pub. Don't know what they do for a living but I swear to God they're there every time I pass by. The blokes are topless and the birds are fat and red with white strap marks.

Nah, factor 30 all the way.

The only place I ALWAYS get burned is my sodding eyelids - the suntan cream gets diluted with sweat, which then runs into my eyes to get wiped away by a glove.

The sound from that bloke this morning when he got in the shower:
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! **!?!?!####**^^****!??!$*€!!!?!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Long hair now so no more sunburnt ears or neck 8)

The Spanish get there own back by starching the bath towels 😆

Nah, all the nasty chemicals in the cream have leached straight into your eyeballs then down the optic nerve into your brain 🙂

I avoided the risk of getting sunburnt by staying in a dark room emerging only to throw up 10+ times.

Food poisoning....its great!

The manageress of the business over the road has been sat outside work sunbathing all day 😮

beetroot boy ! lol does he need a salad to go with it...

Factor 30 here too!

Saw quite a few burnt people though out and about.

not me, i dont even need sunream til its over 95 and then only on my nose
the mrs on the other hand is ****ed 😆

[i]The manageress of the business over the road has been sat outside work sunbathing all day [/i]

Is it worth getting pictures?

Was also sunny in the north of the British isles yesterday too - so some northern chavs currently "think pink" as well.

Factor 50+ here, managed a 13 hour ride in the sun on Saturday without getting burnt 🙂

My cyclists tan (read burn) is coming along nicely

Factor 30 ftrw! I tan easily but I aint taking any skin cancer risks.

samuri, google whale and stranded.

Forget that factor 30 rubbish and just eat more lard.
[url] http://wholehealthsource.blogspot.com/2009/03/skin-texture-cancer-and-dietary-fat.html [/url]

The pub lot are still there, I've somehow become obsessed by these people and I actually want them to be there outside when I go home tonight.
Please tell me you can't afford to smoke and drink all day on the dole.

Please tell me you can't afford to smoke and drink all day on the dole.

you could perhaps afford to smoke and drink one day of the week if you went without food and electric for the rest of the week on the dole..
I know.. I was there once and I tried it.. maybe these people are retired.. or maybe they are just more successful than you and have more leisure time.. or perhaps they are lottery winners or human traffickers..
not dolescum though

Is today 'National Red Lobster' day?

not sure, but based on visual evidence from this morning and my lunchtime walk, I'm calling "Tit Monday" for today.

blimey! overzealous swear filter, I think!

Test:

breasts
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blue tit
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boobies
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Is that ton in the OP's picture?

There's no such thing as as healthy tan...

There's no such thing as as healthy tan...

Is there no such thing as vitamin D deficiency either?

There's no such thing as as healthy tan...

I'm fairly sure that the figures for skin cancer are inflated - something to do with dermatologists lobbying for non-cancerous melanomas to be included in the figures or some such.

Jamie - Member

I avoided the risk of getting sunburnt by staying in a dark room emerging only to throw up 10+ times.

Food poisoning....its great!