Guy next door is about 70 and went to Uganda about 5 weeks ago to meet some missionaries (he is a devout Christain)
He gave us his house key and asked us to watch his house and he said he'll be 3 weeks.
Five weeks later he's still not back.
He has no family.
I wonder if he's dead or something? What do we do with his house if this goes on longer?
Well, best tell police then, innit?
rent it out..
Or try the church ? Local religious leader might be in touch ? With the man upstairs if nobody else...
Knock through?
Arrange his stash of nun jazz on the windowsill.
Leave curtains open.
Blame the invisible cat.
Could keep my bikes in his house I guess!
Yeah, might go see the vicar.
Bizarrely he asked us to witness his will before he left.
can you pretend he is still alive and claim his pension?
And the bonus is that there is no body in the house to stink it out as it rots, unlike in some cases in the news recently 😀
Did he leave you his house in the will?
nun jazz
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You thought of it though Rusty. You dirty bastid!
Hmmm, it's all falling into place now. And are you a beneficiary from this will then, from this neighbour who went to 'Uganda'? Somebody alert the authorities.
Bizarrely he asked us to witness his will before he left.
Not looking good for you.......elderly man changes will to leave you everything and he disappears. 😯
Classic midsommers muder plot line.
Cannabis factory or knock through.
Can you get nun jazz mags?! Might have a look!
We aren't in the will. He's left it all to the church
We do live near where midsommers is filmed!
He's left it all to the church - Probably to pay off the Nuns for their 'Art photos'
Are you sure he said 3 weeks and not [i]"I may be gone for some time"[/i] ?
Missionary work can be a little challenging.
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I'm not a detective or nowt, but, I suspect some of those Nuns are not the real deal.
We do live near where some of the midsommers are filmed!
FTFY. Although they do have some favourite locations, they aren't all in one area.
he will be staying for longer in Uganda obviously.... give it another month...he,ll be back... 😉
...possibly with a new 'bride'...