Now, I am not really in touch with my feminine side, and I just dont understand the whole vase with 3 dead twigs in it thing.. .. My college, who is 32 years of age, split up with his long term girlfriend about a year ago. Approx 3 months ago moved back in with his mum.
He has massive debts well over £10k, due to having numerous credit cards and loans.
The other day he was jibbering on about spending 3 hours ironing his duvet cover and bedspread etc. Ooookkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy , I might iron my shirts but thats about all. Then he starts on about his new Orange and Pomegranite 'Ironing water'. This is something I never knew existed.
I quizzed / ribbed him on his 'mums' new ironing product , 'waste of money' etc , then he informs its £1.49 as he bought it himself!
Total waste of money, in my opinion. I could understand it if he was living with fit bird who it used on everything , and it happened to be in the iron at the time. As a single bloke maybe he intends to bring girls back to his mums for an evening of entertainment and have an ironed duvet cover with orange and pomegranite flavour will advance things to the horizontal stage a little faster.
Go figure
Why? and more to the point, who gives a toss?
Your college is 32 years of age? Really? Gosh.
Worst.
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Ever.
Well said old thing!
[i]and I just dont understand the whole vase with 3 dead twigs in it thing..[/i]
WTF are YOU jibbering on about?
That's quite a new college. What courses are on offer?
Move along, nothing to see here.
"What courses are on offer?" - advanced living with fit birds, apparently.
i love ironing, Coldplay is excellent music to iron to
Coldplay for shirts
but
Snow Patrol for jeans
rOcKeTdOg - according to the OP, you've just outed yourself. Personally, I don't have a problem with that, but Coldplay? you should be ashamed, you sick puppy!
I don't iron my shirts, does that make the OP more of a gayer than me?
I don't iron my shirts, does that make the OP more of a gayer than me?
I don't know, but it definitely makes you scruffy. 😆
outed? didn't you know?, you need to catch up! 😉
Ironing? And ironing water? Pah, I'm from Barnsley me - I sprinkle my clothes with lion p**s, then punch the creases out of them. Compared to me, you're all 'gheyers' - alledgedly.
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Vase + Twigs
NB. Must stop drinking beer on Sunday afternoon
Now, I am not really in touch with my feminine side...
I'm not so sure about that - you gossip like an old lady.
Iron? I [i]Titanium[/i] my Rapha underpants, thats how niche I am.
He has massive debts well over £10k, due to having numerous credit cards and loans.
must be gay then. real men rob banks.
What is this "ironing" you speak of.?
Sounds like he is making the moves on you.
slimtubing; genius
I don't possess an iron...
Yeah, it shows...
You say your not in touch with your feminine side.
Yet from your post, I suggest you touch your left shoulder. It should be your left flap, your right shoulder ditto, as you appear a complete lady part.
Actually, I don't think your that deep, or the area your head should be is that sensitive.
My wife irons my shirts. She [i]doesn't[/i] use posh water, does that mean she's a lesbian?
a lesbian would be too busy knitting arran sweaters to iron anyone's shirt
I very nearly thought about a more comported response, then decided that I couldn't actually give a flying **** at a rolling doughnut about the original original poster or post.