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 sandwicheater
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I know we've had a thread about this in the past but always thought my wife was better than all yours until last night.

Wife: Is egg dairy?
Me: I could tell you but you know the answer?
Wife: Yeah, but is it, I'm not sure?
Me: I'm ashamed to be in this room.
Wife: JUST TELL ME!!

The odd thing is it made me love her even more.


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:39 am
 GrahamS
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So... is it?


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:41 am
 theflatboy
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Joke's on you - cow's eggs [i]are[/i] in fact dairy.


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:41 am
 piemonster
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That's made me smile


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:41 am
 johndoh
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Yes they are
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Posted : 14/02/2014 10:42 am
 GrahamS
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What about dog eggs?


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:42 am
 globalti
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Why don't you ask her if she knows the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?

When she replies "no", invite her for a picnic.


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:44 am
 brakes
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difference between a chicken leg and a penis?

what sits on top of a chicken leg is clucking, what sits on top of a penis is...


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:55 am
 ti_pin_man
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I have nothing to add other than 🙂


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:58 am
 sandwicheater
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Wow, that spiralled into the gutter quick, impressed.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging as I'll be giving that a whirl.


 
Posted : 14/02/2014 10:59 am
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