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Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your delectation [b]BENDER[/b]!
As in "you f***ing bender!"
Gaylord
Deacon.
Plank, mollusc, spazz, etc.
But for sheer comedy value, you simply cannot counter a well executed belm.
For some reason Ringo was a serious insult which was tantamount to asking someone for a fight.
Shamefully Jewboy was used a lot as a seven year old.
ah, the good old days of childish insults
doylum
bint- still a favoutrite of mine
pillock
splashfart
bum sniff- think it derived from "bum sniffer"
rem or remford- after remford rejects, crap kids tv football team
not heard dick splash in a while, this thread is a good one.
Balloon
Clown
Dafty
Dunderheid
Welly
Jedhead
Has anyone done "dicksplash"?
Off the top of my head not heard any of these for a while:-
Divvy
knob head
cretin
wet fart
dunce
prick
Tightwad
Faggot
Bell end
Knob head
I think we should bring back the classics a la Terry Thomas.
Rascal, scoundrel, rotter.
EDIT Weirdly STW doesn't pick up "knob head" with a space, without its ****, how shit is that!
A few more came to mind
Dweeb - not sure what it meant but it was an insult.
Whinnet - bit of poo left on a bum
W@nkstaff
Tosser
Deacon (Joey Deacon)
Dicknose
Ball breath
Head the ball - according to some Geordie cousins.
it's taken two days to work out that this thread was started by 'the' sootyandjim.
Where have you been for two years?
In no particular order, ahem:
dickweed
****
flid
pillock
no-mark
charver
scutter
These are just a choice few. I must remember to get these out in the near future..........
A few weeks ago my mate called me a spactard. I was impressed.
Sperm Breath
Doylum ,,,, not heard that one for a while.
wwaswas - I injured myself mtbing and was off the bike for quite a while then had a big change in my life which kept me fairly busy and off the bike for some more.
I'm hoping to get back in the saddle soon.
Dime Bar- wasn't that to with Harry Enfield?
Still makes me laugh though 😆
Spin on it or sit on it usually went well with an extended middle finger- and there were quite a few 'Spacs' in my school.
Also "Dont be such a Malcolm" or various variants were quite popular..
From a more intellectual age:
A stream of bat's piss
A big jam doughnut with cream on top
Dime Bar 😆
Doolap
s&j - sorry to hear about the injury etc 🙁
[i]I'm hoping to get back in the saddle soon. [/i]
that's good 🙂
Tefalhead (my nickname at school)
Pillock
Penis
Wally
Joey
Paedo