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Anyone remember 'Dime Bar' said in a voice that hinted at possible mental handicap?
Maybe it was a Surrey thing, I recall all mention of Dime Bars (in whatever context) being banned at school as a result of this. Well, drugs and knives hadn't been invented in Cobham in 1990 so they had to worry about something.
Douche Bag - emsz you beat me too it. i use this daily.
Cant beat my favourite - Dick fingers
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Most effective in a broad Scots accent where it sounds a bit more like chooob.
Still a favourite of mine, but don't get to use it that often.
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Or worse. Cottonheaded Ninnymuggins.
Anyone remember 'Dime Bar' said in a voice that hinted at possible mental handicap?Maybe it was a Surrey thing, I recall all mention of Dime Bars (in whatever context) being banned at school as a result of this. Well, drugs and knives hadn't been invented in Cobham in 1990 so they had to worry about something.
I remember 'dime bar' from boarding school (which was in Surrey) but it wasn't banned.
Not verbal abuse I admit but you couldn't beat a good nipple cripple, wedgie or dead leg to cause unnecessary pain.
Although a favourite at our school (think it ended up being immediate detention if caught) was the tango where you slapped someone as hard as you could with both hands whilst shouting said fizzy drinks name.
What was the phrase used when you got the end of a fag wet, was it bum licker?
Bum suck!
beef curtains
Bum rash! Classic.
Tal
But I was young when there were quite a lot of Thalidomide victims growing up.
Numpty
Pigeon,
Flid,
B-tec, after the post school qualification taken by the dimmer kids!
And dimebar was also about in Shropshire. Blame Harry Enfield(i think)and the way he said it on the advert.
This thread is starting to look like the Tourette's syndrome support group forum! Wash your mouth out, the lot of yer!
Edit: Arsewipe & dicksplash where my faves, back in the day.
Joey.
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Playing football a couple of weeks back, one of our players took a shot that ballooned over the bar.
Our midfielder shouted "For ****s sake, you ****ing Flid, what the **** were you trying there."
Hadn't heard the word "flid" since school over 20 years ago.
All of our team, and the opposition s****ed.
Wally!
Noone is either accused of being, or wearing a "dobber" nowdays- unless in the aussie sense, and that's a wholly different situation...
It's ages since I've called anyone a mongo. That's tomorrow's goal set.
****stain
Kirkby Sock Robber!
Specific to people from Kirkby .... Obviously
You plonker Rodney
Haven't heard "twerp" for ages. Also used to hear "pillock", "wassock" and "div" alot.
cad or bounder you don't hear very often (i'm presuming those were put downs back in the days of highwaymen/3 musketeers e.t.c 😉
Dawson - Thanks, yes it has been a long while.
A very specific to my school insult was 'Foundie'. Kids on scholarships (such as myself) were called 'Foundationers' after the school foundation that awarded them.
We have a guy in work we call 'Thrush'
He thinks it's coz he's a bit of a bird watcher......... but really it's because he's an irritating c**t!
Our were all very politically correct:
the usual - flid
mojo or just mo (I belive this derived from homosexual)
and the classic:
biff (spina bifida hey! Hilarious!)
C**T is a regular insult between my friends but when I asked if I could wear my 661 Evo pads for 5-a-side last week I was called a "turnip".
Was genuinely offended.
At school we'd call each other Clampets or Texans. You ****ing Clampet! Delivered with a look of contempt
Now I still use Flod, which is a hybrid of flid and spod
And not so much an insult but "mmmmm chinner!"
Don March (as in "yer Don March"), which was the name of the bus company said window lickers boarded.
Joey
Anyone remember 'Dime Bar' said in a voice that hinted at possible mental handicap?
I am grinning like a total dime bar at this thread.
One insult specific to my school was "G5", this being the name of the special needs classroom.
"Veed" was another odd one - a derivation of paedo.
Actually, we all used to call each other paedos as well. Which was funny, because we were all about 14 at the time.
My favourite contemporary insult is "you weapon".
One I did hear recently
"the only bloke who would sh*g that would be one that was too bone idle to have a w*nk"
Gumby
You frabjous ass!
A mate of mine was heavily into Billy Bunter and consequently it was his favourite epithet.
Gumby LOL! Haven't heard that for an age!
Chinny reckon. Completed with stroking of said chin.
Ragamuffin
Chinny reckon. Completed with stroking of said chin.
This came out of the bag at a family thing. My young cousin did what we thought was the chinny reckon chin stroke. Though he swears he has no idea what it means his sister (my other cousin obs) and her boyfriend also had no clue about the mighty chinny reckon.
When the Falklands war was on the squaddies used to call the locals Bennies, after Benny in Crossroads (google it).
After a lot of complaints they were told to stop. So then they started calling them Stills.
(Still Bennies)
Welcome back sootyandjim 🙂
Pillock is something we heard a lot of many years ago or dork.