[Closed] I'm just about to go into a job interview

good luck!

best stop posting on here whilst it's actually going on 😉

good luck!

i hope you're got your wonderbra on, it worked for me 😀

Walk in, flop your 'little saxon' on the table, put your fists on your hips and bellow "that's why you should hire me!" in your best Blessed.

Works every time, honest.

Don't forget to ringfence your unicorn.

thats illegal in most states flashy!

luckily the UK is more open minded than the US and as long as its behind closed doors and nobodies getting hurt against their will.... its completely fine to ringfence your unicorn. just dont expect the NHS to patch you back together without the odd disapproving look.

don't forget to have an answer to 'What is your greatest weakness' or variations thereof!

i'm about to be an interviewer for the first time!

I've got one on Monday.

don't forget to have an answer to 'What is your greatest weakness' or variations thereof!

"my only weakness is that my unicorn is too big for most people to ringfence. that and chocolate cheesecake."

Ride on!

😉 WARNING contains swearing. good luck by the way 🙂

We need a post-mortem now....

Tits'n'teeth! 😀

I have been interviewing candidates and doing group assessments for the last couple of weeks. Its exhausting for the interviewer as well so be nice to them 😆

A start would be to listen to the damn questions and keep your answers concise. Speak less say more.

And I really couldn't give a flying **** as to why your CEO's decisions led to you being laid off 10 years ago; nor that the reason you are breaking your contract with company X is tighter IR35 rules you lazy, piss taking useless ****er ...

It has been a long and tiring week ....

Interview went alright, except when I took the plunge with Cougar's advice and got arrested.

Actually, as long as the fact that when I am slightly nervous, my voice gets lower and I think I sound incoherent, didn't mar my presentation too much, I think I may have done well.

We'll see in the next few hours what the outcome will be. Then, of course, I shall be on here with an announcement.

Interview went alright, except when I took the plunge with Cougar's advice and got arrested.

See, I told you it works; you've got a second interview.

a second opportunity to wish you good luck then saxon!

good luck.

(and dont drop the soap)

Fingers crossed for you fella.

don't forget to have an answer to 'What is your greatest weakness' or variations thereof!

Got it! Thanks for the good wishes. I'm now assistant principal.

nice work 🙂

SaxonRider - Member
Got it! Thanks for the good wishes. I'm now assistant principal.

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Was that from orbit?