[Closed] I'm a lumberjack and I'm alright...(well, I'm not really..)

Do you want something nice or something cheap?

[url= http://www.abbeygardensales.co.uk/hand-tools/axes-and-splitting-mauls/showitem-EL-576926801.aspx ]This[/url] would be ideal for splitting small logs and kindling. With a bit of snading and some linseed oil it'll look and feel lovely. Can be found cheap on amazon I think.
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or if you want to go cheap and chearful something like [url= http://www.diy.com/departments/bq-steel-axe-865g/30141_BQ.prd ]this[/url] will be fine for kindling, and probably more suitable for breaking up pallets.

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I just got a cheapo £7 jobbie from the tool shop in the Metro Centre, then sharpened it with the angle grinder.

It's for chopping small bits of wood.

I picked up a little Fiskars axe in canada. It's been comlpletely brilliant.

Cheers...
Went for [url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003XII9DQ/ref=sr_ph?ie=UTF8&qid=1425025490&sr=1&keywords=Mannesmann+76531+Hatchet+800g%27+by+Mannesmann ]this[/url]..

Now for my revenge spree, I mean wood cutting..

DrP

The whole point of buying a woodburner is to have an excuse to buy axes and live out your Lumberjack/Nick Offerman fantasies. So buy yourself a nice one!

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More importantly, have you grown a beard yet DrP?

If not, you shouldn't really be using an axe unsupervised...

[url= http://www.drpidgeon.co.uk/blog/the-secret-bivi-spotjust-south-of-the-ae-entrance ]I shouldn't really use anything sharp unsupervised...[/url]

DrP

Chopping sticks? £10 jobby will be as good as anything else. I find that pallets need a chainsaw otherwise they're a PITA.
YMMV

Edit: the one you've gone for looks just the job DrDeath.

For kindling, I'm on the "anything cheap will do" side. You're just splitting with the grain, hitting a nail is the only issue.

This was mine:

http://www.qwikfast.co.uk/shop/silverline-hardwood-shaft-hatchet-1-5lb-ha68/

Not the most beautiful tool (handle was a bit damaged and splintery in one place) but it works fine.

Jeez, DrP, you put my own sharps-derived injuries to shame! 😯

My hatchet is just a £10 job from the tool shed, and after 5 years and no sharpening, still works great.

Personally I have 2 from [url= http://www.gransforsbruk.com/ ]Gränsfors Bruk[/url]

Proper axes and been making them over 100 years.

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However may be a little OTT for some smashing pallets up.

Bream - Member

Personally I have 2 from Gränsfors Bruk

Proper axes and been making them over 100 years.

However may be a little OTT for some smashing pallets up.

I wouldn't go near a pallet with my Gransfors [i]or[/i] my chainsaw. Sledge hammer and a pry bar.

I thought it was 'I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay'

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I'm going to need a bigger axe...

DrP

I now understand the whole hipster thing. It has developed from wood burning stove ownership.

[i]I'm going to need a bigger axe...[/i]

That's not your new rustic window cill then?

I now understand the whole hipster thing. It has developed from wood burning stove ownership

DrP

Most of the Hipsters I know wouldn't go outside and dirty their hands with something nasty and sharp 🙂

with that lot youll buy a bigger axe , realise its the wrong toolfor the job

buy a small bush saw and realise its the wrong tool for the job

and then youll buy a chainsaw.

skip to step 3 if you plan on having wood like that often.

I've got a £10 B&Q job which has been working fine for a number of years.

skip to step 3 if you plan on having wood like that often.

Have access to one... but will need to split it.. I suppose my hatchet may do..

DrP

splitter maul might make a decent job of that.
Salvage one of the chunkier cuts for a splitting platform.

probably as per t_r says though, if only because it'll probably be a bit 'sticky' for a plain old bush saw. And find a friendly person to borrow a trailer from as well..

Up round here there are several cooperages selling whisky barrel offcuts, by the ton, the calorific value in them is terrific!!

DrP - Member

Have access to one...

DrP

Oh

Dear

God.....

kcal - Member

splitter maul might make a decent job of that.

A maul for that? 🙄 Cut to length you could split that with a brush hook (not that I would). The splitting hatchet I linked to would be more than adequate.

[url= http://www.fs.fed.us/t-d/pubs/pdfpubs/pdf99232823/pdf99232823Pdpi300.pdf ]An Axe to Grind pdf[/url] and the video

Never use a sharp axe

Toolstation do a hickory shaft maul and small axe, which is ideal for splitting kindling, circa £17. I've split many tons of hardwood with them, then you can decide if you want to buy a designer axe.

When did functional become a synonym for homoerotic?

http://www.drpidgeon.co.uk/store/p7/McMinns_functional_and_clinical_anatomy.html

trailmoggy - Member

Never use a sharp axe

What?

If Dr P and WCA ever go out on a bivi night together the local PCT are going to call an emergency and cancel all leave!

Never mind what axe, I need your open fire calzone recipe please.