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Crap in the Crocs
I'd chased a fox out of my garden the night before and look what the dirty ****er left me the next day.
OUTRAGEOUS
Deserved
loltastic
A fitting tribute to your chosen footwear.
Still warm?
I'm off to the Jordan Peterson thread with a new suggestion on what to do.
Floater?
Fox shit is normally black unless someone is feeding it dog food.
Urban fox so probably eating leftovers of ready meals, dog food, quinoa and all sorts.
It had the croc in its mouth when I shoo'd it away the first time
It had the croc in its mouth when I shoo’d it away the first time
I see what you did there. It won't last. Heel be back loafing around your garden soon enough. The welt is his oyster.
can't blame the fox - falls under fair comment, surely?
@purist. The pun wasn't even intentional! 😀
and yes, fair game on a pair of crocs I suppose. At least I don't wear them in public other than for putting the bins out
Well that's a croc of shit.
Most comfortable shit he's ever had.
That’s actually improved them. If the Fox had shat in both of them they’d now be 99.8% betterer than a standard pair of Crocs.
At least the darling little fluffywuffy-hunting-is-so-cruel-foxywoxy didn't get into your house while you weren't looking and eat your babies...
They should all be destroyed. Killed. Brutally, and without mercy.
But enough about crocs.
Cunning little sh*t.
The cat threw up in Mr Pea’s slippers and he didn’t realise until he put his foot in one 😄
Well that’s a croc of shit.
😆 You win the Internet today, well played.
They should all be destroyed. Killed. Brutally, and without mercy.
But enough about crocs.
I always thought foxes were a bit more brogue-ish, but clearly standards are slipping.
Well that’s a croc of shit.
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Pfft! Pooing in shoes? Foxes are now owning people with bombers
