[Closed] If you're the tenth chap to reply to this thread

I've pay for it all the time.

Not in cash terms though, oh no..

Come now Flashy.

At some point in our lives, we've all paid for it in some way or another.

What was that ancient joke: What's the difference between sex with a prostitute or your wife/gf/spouse etc...?

Sex with a prostitute is significantly cheaper

Just get them when they are drunk 😉 [url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11232201/Drunk-girl-video-with-sleazy-men-thank-God-that-was-a-hoax....html ]OMG! Etc......[/url]

an acquaintance once said he doesn't pay to have sex, he pays them to go away afterwards.

What frood said. 😆

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Link says 1 in 10 so it must be the OP

What do I win?

What do I win?

Home visit

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Papal gift?

Papal gift?

Only if you want to end up getting screwed.

Only if you want to end up getting screwed.

with no protection either 🙂

Papal gift?

I thought STW no longer recommended accepting papal gifts as payment for sex?

Nope, not me. It's not that I have any moral objection to it, I'm just too tight!

I'm just too tight!

You could probably charge extra

Papal gift?

Nope, not me. It's not that I have any moral objection to it, I'm just too tight!

Could be comment of the day that 😉

Nice picture of Ratzo.

Big ring.

As someone I know says, and lives by, if it flys floats or ****s rent it.

Not at [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/coke-hookers#post-6469648 ]these[/url] prices!

Not at these prices!

Cheap when you include all costs of the alternative.

I never get to post on these threads before they get locked, so I am taking my chance now.

"Honey, I don't pay for what I get for free!"

Does this include married chaps, because it may not be money, but you'll still pay in some way!

Mate of mine at Uni had a bad break up and decided to do an audit on the relationship.

He concluded that it was cheaper to rent by the hour.

must admit, ive been very tempted by the idea of inviting a nice escort round for an hour. have you seen the websites? theyre amazing! you can refine your search like its ebay! can get a beaut for <£200.

Could you ask them to help with a bit of decorating for the other 55 minutes, or is that extra?

[quote=funkhouser ]must admit, ive been very tempted by the idea of inviting a nice escort round for an hour. have you seen the websites? theyre amazing! you can refine your search like its ebay! can get a beaut for <£200.

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Interest may go down as well as up. Contents may contain nuts.

(Reminds me of a condom machine I saw ages ago, with a typical picture on the front of some chiselled shirtless bloke in a borderline soft-porn embrace with a blonde in her underwear. Some wag had scribbled underneath, "serving suggestion".)

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(Reminds me of a condom machine I saw ages ago, with a typical picture on the front of some chiselled shirtless bloke in a borderline soft-porn embrace with a blonde in her underwear. Some wag had scribbled underneath, "serving suggestion".)

Was always fond of the one which said, "For refund, insert baby below".

Or the 1000th woman either.

Seems unlikely well get to her here tbf

Don't but would under different circumstances and wouldn't be ashamed.

The only time I've been in a brothel I was initially a little confused. Having done the usual German night out of bar, bowling, disco the next place seemed a little classier but the all-male clientele was hanging around as if they were waiting for a late train. I twigged and wished the others a good night before walking home.

must admit, ive been very tempted by the idea of inviting a nice escort round for an hour. have you seen the websites? theyre amazing! you can refine your search like its ebay! can get a beaut for <£200.

Footage may not represent actual gameplay.

A local lady of the night retired years ago but has recently gone back to work at 69:

[url= http://www.larepubliquedespyrenees.fr/2014/10/14/sandra-a-declare-son-activite-hier,1215137.php ]Sandra[/url]

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How could they not? They turn up and its some old skank, you just send em away, shirley?

Maybe we're looking at this issue completey wrong?

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/108m-jobs-set-to-be-replaced-by-robots-in-the-next-20-years

if you're the 20th to answer is it like sloppy seconds? ??

if you're the 20th to answer is it like sloppy seconds? ??

😆

And the 30th?
Chocolate log?

last week i was in Paris on business.

on the Sinday i walked around town for a bit taking selfies infront of the Eifel, the Arc and Notre Dam.

i was about 50yrds away from my hotel when two girls who were stading on the steps said sometbhing to me and smiled. me, not having understood then, just smiled back and said "wee". it was only as i waited for the rotating door that i realised one of them had followed me to the entrance.

it was only then that i clocked on to what she had probably said a 30s earlier.

i sent her on her way.

bit of an anticlimax, i know....