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Personally I'd try and make my suicide look like an accident
In the weeks after a famous person commits suicide the number of fatal car crashes by solo drivers spikes.
i reckon being eaten by a shark would be quite a mental way to go.
Gotta make sure that jump is from at least 7 storeys to statistically ensure success (apparently)
Always intrigued by the (Japanese?) suicide 'craze' of lighting a disposable BBQ in a closed room....
I saw the effect it had a mate when his Dad did it years ago, I struggle to even joke about it ....
If I was to do it I'd have to literally be alone in the world and to know I'd never be found by anyone who it would affect.
Id throw myself in front of the 06:18 to Paddington at Twyford station just to piss-off thousands of random people...
Please don't do that Stoner, my missus catches that train and will piss and moan about it to me for ages. Much better to jump in front of a train heading the other direction so that your death will benefit hundreds of people by reducing the amount of time they have to spend in the shit hole of Reading.
I'd try to get hold of a shed-load of pure heroin & overdose on it. I'm sure it's possible.
Other methods:
Hanging (wife's cousin) - Nah.
Cutting own throat with open razor (Great-aunt's husband in 1930s) -nah
Driving car off multistorey car park (drinking acquaintance) -nah
Jumping down tower block stairwell (Good friend, still miss him) -nah
Old age is the ideal way.
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Dont worry Ben - I have more sympathy with your missus 🙂
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/deserving-of-sympathy-or-contempt
Please don't do that Stoner, my missus catches that train and will piss and moan about it to me for ages
Compassionate woman your Mrs? 😆
she sounds like my kind of gal 😉
I'm liking that black hole idea a lot. Although even if you were crushed down into a singularity, surely you'd still weigh the same as before, except they'd be able to bury you in a tiny wee coffin?
Mine would be some sort of Evil Knievel style stunt involving a ramp, a stunning geographical feature, and a double decker bus filled with fireworks.
I'd read the Koran to a lion or tiger.
i've changed my mind. i will kill myself and probably many others by trying to do business with mongolians...... i can feel the life force draining away already, 6 weeks in...... I think Genghis Khan conquered the world by shrugging his shoulders and looking around sheepishly when something needed to be done