and why?
me? a clamp. I try to hold things together til they stick then go on to the next task
A torque wrench. I push things as far as they can go but know when to back off...(sometimes) 😀
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A cheap set of hex keys, because I'm well rounded
(i'll get my coat)
What do you mean 'if'?
One of those free ones from a mag. Look ok but basically useless.
I'll be a chain bath, cos all I seem to do is wash up.
Edit - that's not really a tool, is it 😳
*waits for someone to say "a tool box, cos i'd like you all inside me" *
I'm not sure what it's called... not even really sure what it's for, but I bet it's bloody useful. If only I could work it out.
Used to be a guy at work who had the nickname "the Gimlet" for 30 odd years before he retired. A Gimlet is a small boring tool.. 😀
I'm a spanner.
A Swiss Army Knife
Handy,if there are no other tools around
An Imperial Spanner in a metric workshop
Vac supply, because I suck at most things.
the sharpest knife in the drawer
A funny-looking spanner, probably.
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Something expensive that has a specific purpose and only gets used now and then 🙂
that strange one you have lying in your tool box getting old and rusty...you keep it becuase one day it will be useful.
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B'dum tish
you keep it becuase one day it [s]will[/s] might be useful.
A set of molegrips. Useful in a "not quite the right tool for the job, but works anyway" way.
a 5.5mm hex key, fills the holes that have gone a bit slack through overuse.
There a tool called molegrips? LOL
Serious?
Emsz. You've really never heard of mole grips? Seriously?
Think of it as an adjustable spanner crossed with a locking set of pliers that can be used for just about everything that requires locking, clamping or turning in a spannery/pliery way.
Mole grips are rubbish compared to Speetog clamps, though - love those things.
speculum
Willard, oh yeah I'm forever messing about with tools! 🙄
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locking_pliers ]Mole Grips[/url].
I think I'd probably be a large flat-blade screwdriver. You know the one everyone has in their shed, gets used daily but has never actually turned a screw in its life. But it's stirred paint, levered up floorboards, prised apart casings, scraped off rust, chiselled...
Willard, oh yeah I'm forever messing about with tools!
I've got...
Geek fact of the day: the screwdriver was invented before the screw. It was for, as you said, levering and prying stuff.
Speetogs:
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Happy little fellas, aren't they? 🙂
A man u fan...
Or a Tory...
Although I've always admired Allen keys. Not literally of course.
wobble bar, pretty much like my riding really...
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Unhinged.
......^^^^^^
There a tool called molegrips? LOL
It's what I'm named after. I'm a tool.
I'm a tool that everyone else keeps borrowing and rarely gets put back where it belongs!
a punch or a scribe..
premiership footballer would be a tool id like to be.
Does a dildo qualify?
what if subo is using you though?
Some sort of multi tool because I can do just about anything at a pinch 🙂