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[Closed] If you had to lick part of your bike, which part and why?

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I would go for the top of my stem, seems quite clean.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 5:40 pm
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May I ask what inspired you to ask?
tbh I have never given it much thought


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 5:43 pm
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I suspect this is an alcohol related thread.

I will therefore go for the shifter clamp. Left hand side.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 5:50 pm
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Hmmm... not the saddle.

Will have a think and get back to you.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 5:51 pm
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Nipples.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 5:54 pm
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Disk rotor. Immediately after the megavalanche.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 5:55 pm
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Inner tubes, lova a bit of latex 🙂


 
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Would you feel violated if you caught your bike getting licked by someone else?


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 5:58 pm
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It was just an odd thought that popped into my head. Not sure what triggered it. No alcohol consumed yet today! Probably the tyres or chainset would be bottom of the list for me.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:00 pm
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Flange.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:01 pm
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Gusset


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:02 pm
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if i still had one, ide lick my thingamagig..


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:06 pm
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The knobs on my Nobbys


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:06 pm
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Steerer tube under the stem. I always wipe them down with ipa before fitting a stem and then it is covered with a stem. Should be pretty clean.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:07 pm
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Flange.

Not sure if he'd be game for that...


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:23 pm
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The gear shifter on my singlespeed 🙂 Think I would rather lick a llama or a lizard.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:33 pm
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Disk rotor. Immediately after the megavalanche

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Posted : 13/07/2013 6:34 pm
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Stem, obviously.


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 6:37 pm
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Brand new conti rubber queens smell amazing, I doubt they'd taste as good, but if I had to lick something, I reckon it would be worth a shot.

Alternatively, an unscrewed presta valve on a road bike with tubs pumped up to 160 psi. Ooooo.


 
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I, too, would go for the stem, only I'd opt for the faceplate as it seems to be covered with nutrional flies and other bugs as well as a thin film of road somethingorother.

mm mmmmm


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 7:33 pm
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The Middleburn cranks and Nuke Proof carbon hubs on my 1997 bike... come to think of it, the tyre side walls too, sheeet, even the ti bottom bracket spindle...

Jeez. 😯

There's pretty much nothing on a tasty retro bike I wouldn't not [i]want[/i] to lick.. 😛


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 7:59 pm
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Saddle!


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 8:18 pm
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Tyres defo .mmmm tyres 😳


 
Posted : 13/07/2013 8:25 pm
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Rim


 
Posted : 14/07/2013 4:10 am