[Closed] If you could be the opposite sex for the day - what would you do?

Bus to Hebden Bridge.
Train to Victoria.
Sashay to Canal Street.

Well I wouldn't go out in my car for a start, most likely wouldn't be able to park the thing..

Dogging.

At this time of year it's cold and the poor blokes have to wait outside with thier knobs out whilst the lady has all the vehicle comforts.

😆 @ johndoh!

Apart from all the self pleasuring etc I would have to nip into the ladies bog to see just why girls seem to require an entourage to go in with them.

hora - Member

Start my acting career in adult films

gogg - Member

See if *n*l really is that uncomfortable?

Now see, if I'm a man trapped in a woman's body, the last thing I want is a massively hung Italian poking away at various orifice's. However, fantasise away chaps!

It's alright, they might have tinybits...

russ295 - Member
Dogging.

At this time of year it's cold and the poor blokes have to wait outside with thier knobs out whilst the lady has all the vehicle comforts.

I can see why you'd want to swap roles.

tinybits, I guess the fantasy is to see if our alter-ego is as good in the sack as we think we are??

Ok if we're doing smutty: 😳

What's it like having a thingy?!? Does it get in the way, is it uncomfy, How is it that even with a hose that you can apparently point, you can still miss the toilet? (Eeeeeuuww) that would be interesting, fapping would be dull, still just friction, right? 😆 only...yknow.. Just the once (poor dears)

What's it like having a thingy?!?

'I wish I has a 12 inch c*&k'...

'Because sometimes this really big one gets in the way' (as he leans down rubbing his ankle).

Just the once (poor dears)

I'll have you know that with a suitable break* I'm good to go again, thankyouverymuchmissy

[i]*three or four days[/i]

Mingle with girlies and let them know that flicker should have his name changed to tripod 😉

That's if I'm not too exhausted to leave the house of course

I think you guys have it covered!

Go shopping for lingerie, take photos of myself in it, and then email them to my husband, telling him to get home fast. He'd love that.

[just in case my real wife is stalking my STW account]

Wander around completely cluelessly, leaving every light in the house on, doors that were open closed and vice versa. And then say to people "well, if you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you...".

Just to see how it feels

Pop in some love eggs and go for a jog.

Ooh good call!

I'd order a bicycle with the 'bit' that goes up and down when you pedal, then see how fast I could go.... or come 😀

I'd go in the Ladies and leave the seat up.

As Chubby Brown once said:
'I wish I has a 12 inch c*&k'...

'Because sometimes this really big one gets in the way' (as he leans down rubbing his ankle).

I don't care how offensive he is, I always laugh at his material 😳

I'd go on a mountain bike ride and wee in the forest, flirt with Zachary Quinto and get paid 20% more for doing exactly the same job that I'm doing now.

Another:
I'd also barge in front of Men at the lift or any door and expect them to open it for me, then just saunter off.
I'd also slam into Men whilst on my mobile and chatting at max volume 11 about last nights date whilst looking at the screen.
I'd also just stand indignantly, whilst tuting, in a queue expecting someone at the front of the queue to give thier place up, just for me.
Then after all that I'd carry 7 bags whilst teetering in heels and giggling, sipping coffee whilst texting my Bestie and arranging a night out tomorrow.
Then I'd don a onesie, sit on the sofa with the heating upto max 45C and file my nails all evening....

But what would you do if you were a woman?

IHN - loving your work today

I'd be largely useless at my job and when questioned on my performance, i'd turn on the tears and everything would be ok again.

If not, i'd tell them he touched me.

Go to the supermarket and buy lots of phallic shaped vegetables and then go home...

Go to the supermarket and buy lots of phallic shaped vegetables and then go home...

Or run home and enjoy watching your tits bounce up and down.

Have a shave.

Crying at some of these 😆