[Closed] If Trump was President how do you think he'd deal with North Korea?

I think it would involve a large nuclear device. And I think this is a very bad idea indeed.

Kill it with fire.

Same as every other politician. When they get into power they realise they only have so many choices. Usually one. Ask the Greeks.

With his big hands, becuse the man with big hands always wins. And a man with big hand clearly is big in other areas.
This is the main attribute that we want in the Whitehouse.
Big hands.

Whilst the thought of trump in power fills me with dread, I genuinely think hes a better option than the cristian nut jobs who are running against him for the republican nomination.

I think if trump get got into power (and he won't as hes pissed off far to many of his 'own' party' he'd be much more moderate than the game he is talking. On the other hand, do you honestly want a hardline religious nutter leading the US when the world is facing its current problems.

Saw some extracts of the debate this morning. I think my children have a higher level of debate when they're squabbling. Arguing about the size of their "gentlemens' vegetables" FFS..

I keep thinking that Trump will stand up one day and say "OK, enough - joke's over", but I suspect he's deadly serious.

Trump has serious difficulty with nuance, and doesn't seem to be able to retaliate to being baited with any subtlety.

There would be a very real risk that he would give the North Koreans the impression that we was about to attack them, leading to them blundering into a pre-emptive strike.

I think he would try and rename it Trump Korea and open lots of golf courses

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he's actually mates with dennis rodman

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trump would probably end investing in Korea, Trump ICMBs, Trump Light Water Reactors etc and like most of his other business ventures itd go tits up and bring the entire regime down

You'd think with all his money he could buy some properly fitting suits.

(I am not David Cameron and you cannot claim £5)

Saw some extracts of the debate this morning. I think my children have a higher level of debate when they're squabbling. Arguing about the size of their "gentlemens' vegetables" FFS..

I keep thinking that Drumpf will stand up one day and say "OK, enough - joke's over", but I suspect he's deadly serious.

He's been obsessed with a passing remark about his finger length in an article decades ago (described as a 'short-fingered vulgarian') - been mailing the writer with pictures that make his hands look bigger ever since. So I don't think this is a phase he's going through.

Don't worry.
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RM.

Golf resorts, thats how he'd do it. Same for Russia and China. The world will become much more peaceful because the worlds trouble spots will have plenty of places to play golf. Look what happened in Scotland, Trump buys old or builds new golf resorts and the populous of Scotland vote to stay in the union.

Peace through golf. Putin and Kim Jong Un will go for it as long as they get to win all the games.

I simply cannot believe he has got to this stage. Sadly the USA is a huge place with a lot of people who actually think like this idiot and will vote for him.

If the world survives four years of Trump then the following four years of Kanye should see the cockroaches reign supreme.

Just build a wall round them and get them to pay for it.

America that is, not north korea.

I think he'd wig out. There'll be hell toupe.

^ : please tell me you made that up yourself, end of thread/comedic genius.

It's a gift. All of us pisstaking knobbers can do it.

Didn't he say something along the lines of

I would speak to China and get them to make that guy [Kim Jong Un] disappear pretty quick. He wouldn't be a problem any more

"Hi China, can you topple a neighbouring regime for me please?

Your pal,

Prez Donny T."

Wiki-lazyboy quote "Regarding US foreign policy, Reagan accelerated the massive buildup of the military, and undertook the 1983 invasion of Grenada, the first major overseas action by US troops since the end of the Vietnam War. The "Reagan Doctrine" controversially granted aid to paramilitary forces seeking to overthrow leftist governments, particularly in war-torn Central America and Afghanistan."

never sure if I have any respect for career politicians but at least they are predictable unlike Reagan or Trump - Reagan had plenty of home economic worries to fill his (short) working days so was pretty inactive on foreign policy - suspect Trump will revel in the headlines following every populist rant

edit - simples he won't deal with North Korea its too hard.

Probably by shouting and pointing at something random in the corner and blaming that on somebody else.

He's not going to nuke North Korea.

It's Banff and Buchan he's got his eye on.

With his stance on Muslims, The Trumpet probably has the full support of ISIS who are happy to use him as a poster boy for recruitment.
The CIA, seeing him as a focal point of Anti American activity the world over, less happy. The CIA decide to use their specialist skills to take out the Trumpet, who now has a full time ISIS bodyguard, dressed in orange jumpsuits as a tribute to the Trumpet's obviously naturally coloured skin tone. Everyone forgets about North Korea so Kim Jong Noverywell fires off a missile, aimed at Washington but hits the Ardrossan/Saltcoats area of Scotland instead. Everyone is grateful and Kim gets the freedom of Edinburgh and a couple of golf courses that nobody wanted anyway.
Donald's "hair" is sponsored by Shredded Wheat.
What tyres for a west coast nuclear wasteland dominate STW.
We all live happily ever after, except the Tumpette who finally realises what Daddy trumpet meant when he made those comments about her.

Everyone forgets about North Korea so Kim Jong Noverywell fires off a missile, aimed at Washington but hits the Ardrossan/Saltcoats area of Scotland instead. Everyone is grateful

I shudder to think what some of the inbred mutants who're already in Ayrshire would be like after a dose of nuclear fallout. It doesn't bear thinking about... 😉

the inbred mutants who're

Trump with congressional majority = Either WW3 or lots of sabre-rattling and not actually much action if it turns out he's just the usual presidential puppet

Trump without congressional majority = Whiny bitch that blames everyone else for not doing anything he promised when getting elected

Obvs

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