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[Closed] if imran khan can run pakistan , who should run the UK

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Posted : 26/07/2018 11:53 pm
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Fred Boycott


 
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Mr Blobby.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 12:10 am
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Ronnie kray


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 12:13 am
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Borris Johnson


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 12:18 am
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Sir Paul McCartney

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Sir Elton John

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Sir Bob Geldof

I would vote for Sir Elton John as he has more guts 😀


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 12:23 am
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Benedict Cumberbatch


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 12:24 am
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If Imran Khan can run ****stan

Then Jay Kay can run the UK.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 12:34 am
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Image result for danny dyer


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 12:56 am
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No one. Mob rule.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 1:15 am
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Gazza.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 5:17 am
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Chris Akabusi

Orrrrwight!


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 5:26 am
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Awooga!!!

Another vote for Akabusi


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 6:16 am
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Freddie Flintoff.


 
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Ronnie kray

Ronnie Pickering


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 6:21 am
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Awooga!!!

John Fashanu, no?


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 6:25 am
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Geraint Thomas

Gary Lineker

Mary Berry


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 6:29 am
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Basil Brush


 
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Boom! Boom!

if Basil runs things he’ll need help from


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 6:33 am
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I'd vote for Akabusi!

Isnt Arsene Wenger looking for a job still?


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 6:45 am
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Joe Cocker


 
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Dunno how Joe Cocker's gonna run the country from the cemetery...

Brian Blessed! ..   BREXIT'S ALIVE!


 
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Can't believe David Beckham isn't top of the list.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 7:08 am
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Dunno how Joe Cocker’s gonna run the country from the cemetery…

What do do you mean?


 
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Another vote for Akabusi

Renowned for responding to just about any situation with manic laughter, creating the impression* that he hasn't got a clue what's going on or what to do about it.

He'll fit right in.

* unfairly, I believe he is actually a very successful motivator


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 7:27 am
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Chris Eubank, you'd never know if he was being serious or not and PM questions could get interesting if he took offence at something.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 7:31 am
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Ronnie Pickering

Who??


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 7:31 am
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Timmy Mallet.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:27 am
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If Imran Khan can run ****stan

Then Jay Kay can run the UK.

Much as I hate the **** in a hat I like that enough that I'd vote for him 🙂


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:41 am
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Bob the builder, apparently he can fix it.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:44 am
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His ex brother in law Zac Goldsmith?


 
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If only Dibnah was still around, he would have it sorted.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:56 am
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Brian Blessed! ..   BREXIT’S ALIVE!

I’d vote for Blessed


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:58 am
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how do you know Imran Khan can run ****stan?


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:58 am
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Do they have to be British?

If not, then the answer is obvious...


 
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Andrea Belotti to run Lanzarote?


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 9:18 am
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how do you know Imran Khan can run ****stan?

Good question, I don't think the fact that it rhymes is any indicator of success otherwise;

"Theresa May can run the UK" would have worked out a bit better than it is.


 
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Holly Vallance to run France

Kerry Katona to run Iceland


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 9:26 am
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Theresa May, but she didn’t.

Nicola Sturgeon is the answer but you’re not getting her.


 
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Nicola Sturgeon is the answer but you’re not getting her.

Missus Nanny state? Nah.

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Posted : 27/07/2018 10:33 am
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Brian Blessed as PM with Timmy Mallet as  Chancellor. ✌️😍


 
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Nicola Sturgeon is the answer but you’re not getting her.

Can we have Wee Jimmy Krankie?


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 10:34 am
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We should have made David Attenborough Prime Minister for life about 30 years ago.


 
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Chris Boardman


 
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Tuffers


 
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Ian Botham surely?  But in all seriousness, Brian Blessed would definitley get my vote too.


 
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Maxine Peake


 
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If only Dibnah was still around, he would have it sorted.

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Have to be Guy Martin then.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:20 pm
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Maxine Peake

Is the right answer.

Nigel Blackwell as deputy.....

Or possibly Miriam Margoyles.

I would have gone for Lionel Blue, but he's pulled a Cocker.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 8:24 pm
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Zaphod Beeblebrox.

350m Altarian Dollars for the NHS.


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 10:37 pm
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Newrobdob -- can you imagine the size of the EU Rebate?


 
Posted : 27/07/2018 11:03 pm
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Barry Lindon from Swindon could run the United Kingdom.


 
Posted : 28/07/2018 7:55 am
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Theresa May can run the UK

It's missing an 'I' to be correct.


 
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What's John Terry up to?


 
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Ref. Akabusi

* unfairly, I believe he is actually a very successful motivator

A very fine motivator indeed 😉

https://krissakabusisexstories.blogspot.com/?m=1

(NSFW)


 
Posted : 28/07/2018 9:16 am
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I thought that the Sturgeon woman was Jimmie Krankie . Just on the way down like lots of stars.

Dave Brailsford surely?


 
Posted : 28/07/2018 1:37 pm
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If Imran Khan, then we have Immanuel Kant.


 
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Brant obvs


 
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Billy Bragg


 
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Barry Scott will sort them out.......Bang and the dirt is gone.


 
Posted : 30/07/2018 10:30 pm