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If binners was a striper what tune would he have?

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Vindaloo is too easy.

Im too sexy is one

Though my thought is satisfaction by the stones..


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 1:05 am
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Stone Roses - I wanna be adored


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 1:24 am
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The New Labour amthem....Things can only get better!


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 2:06 am
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This is what happens when you drink 9% stout. 

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Posted : 13/12/2025 3:34 am
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A Go Faster Striper?


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 3:53 am
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New England striper?

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Posted : 13/12/2025 6:03 am
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yakity sax ( benny hill theme) surely


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 6:28 am
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What’s a striper ? Someone that paints zebras?


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 8:26 am
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Do Greggs have a theme tune?


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 8:53 am
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'If'? 

I've seen that boy go, he's got some moves. 


 
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Posted : 13/12/2025 9:43 am
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Something by The White Stripes?


 
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Got to be We Built This City on Sausage Rolls by Ladbaby


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 10:26 am
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Ignoring that I don't know what a striper is, and have never met Binners, this is surely the perfect excuse for the perfect male stripper song?


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 11:22 am
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Some good suggestions. I’ll carefully consider all. I just need to work on my routine now.

@maccruiskeen - Mrs Binners does an absolutely perfect impression of Pootle


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 12:13 pm
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So it’s a double act now is it?

 

im presuming its a pretty short strip tease if she’s  only wearing a woolly hat to start with 


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 12:39 pm
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Read somewhere that Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard was a hit in America off the back of strippers dancing to it so that one. Will there be a video?


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 12:54 pm
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“Stripes” – Brandy Clark

“There’s no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion”


 
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Posted by: blaggers

What’s a striper ? Someone that paints zebras?

That toothpaste doesn't decorate itself, you know

 


 
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Given his obsession with the "magic grandad" surely it has to be Clive Dunn with "Grandad we love you"


 
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Posted by: joelowden

Do Greggs have a theme tune?

?

 

 


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 3:38 pm
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Forgive ones dyslexia...

 

This came about as my O/h briefly joined us on our mnpr xmas doo and was worried she would cramp our style. Im not sure what she was expecting. Strippers got mentioned and binners was joining us later and somehow this random thought occured.

 

9%stout was good.

Most incorrect song / awful song?

A Lap Dance Is so Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying
Song by Bloodhound Gang ‧ 1999

 
Posted : 13/12/2025 5:10 pm
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Posted by: duncancallum

A Lap Dance Is so Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying
Song by Bloodhound Gang ‧ 1999

I would further submit their catchy number "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (And I'm Pretty ****ing Drunk)"


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 8:20 pm
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Voulez vous voucher Avec moi cest sour

Or YMCA with the trump double handy dance 


 
Posted : 13/12/2025 9:55 pm