MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Venue: St. Andrew's
Subject: 33 year old, ex second row rugby player, but handsome with it; he's a big man, but he's out of shape.
Likes: Being polite and dignified
Dislikes: Being rowdy or loosing his dignity
Over to you
Rent a midget.
[url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/Making-Most-Your-Deer-Antlercraft/dp/0811731626 ]Dressing a stag?[/url]
[i]Dislikes: Being rowdy or loosing his dignity[/i]
er, dunno - go dressed as a nun?
We forced the stag to play a Glasgow 5-a-side tournament in a Borat style man-kini thong. Funnily he didn't get tackled too much.....
We dressed a mate in a dress that said " I know what boys like" a red thong and plaster cast both his legs and arms. It was hilarious. Was a weekend in Bournmouth in the middle of the summer. Made him play football with the rest of the guys on a packed beach. Tried to trick him into a few gay bars but never managed if.
Some fine 1970's lycra cycling attire on ebay.
I found a purple paisley one for a mate of mine on his stag day.
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Darrrrling! Champagne for everyone.
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then made him do a charity run round liverpool docks
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of course we made him think he qwas gonna get away lightly by letting wear thiis cow outfit the first night...
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Old woman's clothes from a charity shop.
The ladies love it!
Does he know the old Swedish beard tradition?
[url= http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/beard-p1.php ]Stag do beard in Sweden[/url]
Depends on the mate. My brother would have been genuinely cheesed off if we had done anything like that to him, wouldnt have seen the funny side. My mate we stripped and tied to a lamppost in Edinburgh and did the swedish beard trick to.
I like to use very cheap fake tan* on my mates stag nights! It takes a couple of hours before they go blotchy orange and lasts for days!
*Spray on in patches it gives a better look!
We spent a happy evening in a Warsaw strip club accompanying a man dressed a reindeer last year.
Make sure the stag is up for whatever you have planned.Its his night mind, so don't spoil it by going to far.
you know those big collars they give dogs when they leave the vets.....
we went as Rock Legends for my mate's stag. It was brilliant!
fine 1970's lycra cycling attire? that was my choice, too...
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Living where I do I see plenty of Stag parties out and about. Last weekend a dozen sailors with the stag dressed as the Captain.
I've seen nuns, schoolgirls, football teams, smurfs chasing a group of naughty nurses, Amy Winehouse, the Spice girls and Scooby Doo standing at the urinals.
One weekend there was a complete idiot in a dress with his arms and legs in plaster trying to play football ...