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[Closed] iDave diet - Phah. I give you the iSht diet

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Woke up yesterday feeling a bit rough, had a shower and happened to weigh myself before going to work. 14 stone 12.4 pounds

I developed the not feeling well into an art form where I could lift my self from the toilet seat with the power of the bowl evacuation. Just weighed myself now. 14 stone 4 pounds

I am guessing that at some point my body will be empty and I will cave in like a punctured balloon.


 
Posted : 11/05/2012 9:45 am
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Also known as the raw chicken diet. Very effective.


 
Posted : 11/05/2012 9:51 am
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Just waiting for it to stop now. Am am actually getting marks where the edges of the toilet seat are. Clearly not designed to be sat on for 8 hours at a time


 
Posted : 11/05/2012 9:54 am
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You need to give it a better name...


 
Posted : 11/05/2012 9:56 am
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*is glad WCA didn't embark on this diet 6 days ago*


 
Posted : 11/05/2012 10:30 am