[Closed] I may be able to prove the existence of God...

I thought they had gone out of business?

I hope you do prove he exists!

a bit like working in a cake factory .. the last thing she ll want when she gets home is... cake..

But i'll still like cake 🙂

EDIT : with the mention of cake you prove you obviously haven't met MsD 😆

Hmmmmm...

Then again, the 'revelation' 'pon which said proof of god is founded will only be made to you, rather than the waiting masses.

I suspect that said proof could be improved by the provision of pictures of said miracle.

totalshell wrong - tell that to bikeshop workers

I do actually have photographic evidence of the Divine nature of the conjunction of La Senza products and MsD, however i have an unswerving faith in the eternal damnation of the God of me should that evidence come to light...

Do you mean 'She gonna kick my ass into the Stone Age if I show you?'

Now that 'may' be your interpretation of the present Church Dogma, however i have a much more subtle and nuanced interpretation of the intention of said God..

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That means she'd kick his ass.

If she gets the job, and the undies, I suspect she'll be made Lord Mayoress of Rochdale; think of the pics she can canvass with?

The interaction of boot and backside would only be the start!

I think Al Murray's pub landlord has already proved the existence of God - bacon!

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^this

And i'd be useless without my bollocks! 😛

It would appear that god does exist!

So can we have those pics then?

And how will you be 'celebrating'

Good news, well done

God has allegedly revealed himself to many. I indeed myself have felt the profound revelation of "Oh God" which I particularly remember about 3am in Coventry after a night out meeting a particularly pleasant young lady many years ago. I wanted to start my own commune of just the two of us!

However as I could not produce evidence, as most of those who have found God can not produce evidence the existence of God is still to be proven. Until he that God reveals himself to produces definitive photographic evidence his existence is unproven.

MTFU and show us the pics. Who wears the trousers, or not in this case, in your relationship.

Haven't read all that but found this 😀

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Maybe Mrs DoubleD would be a better moniker?

I hope and pray to all that is Holy that she isn't simply a mucky dwarf!