[Closed] I know I know, it's so not british...

the emperor's new book is it?

Looks fantastic. I love the sparseness of the text.

I thought it was lacking something.

Yawn.

Political correctness is a linguistic philosophy about using non pejorative names for things. that is all.

They say you can't judge a book by its cover - but I think this is the exception that proves the rule.

was it ghost-written?

No that is a reference to the book from rohan candappa I already talked about.
Utter genius...

ahhh, now I get it.
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no, wait, I don't...

...and this thread is about...?

Oh, I've read a book from rohan. Great stuff!
Especially if you don't like ironing.

that's cleared it up

the sequel is here

i don't think it reads as well but the reviews were good

Rules Britannia
The 101 essential questions of britishness answered
utter utter genius

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[i] If as Sir Elton John states "Sorry seems to be the hardest word" why do train operating companies apologise so frequently for the late running of their services?[/i]

Because they don't really mean it.

LMAO

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[i] What is the most useful bit of advice available in Britain today[/i]

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again.

Quite the maddest post I've read on here for a long while.

There is a really good review of it [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/i-know-i-know-its-so-not-british ]HERE[/url]

Hi Juan, you ok?

No, really ok?!

I've clicked on djglover's link 20 times now. I'm really confused

dezb you know djglover will do all he can to pop in a xenophobic comment about french like he did so many times I don't even read what he writes.

It's just I am reading the book mention above and it's utter genius really you should read it it's about being british 😉

Being British is enough of a joke already 😕

Being British is enough of a joke already [:?]

Nae
Being brit is uber cool...

Go to practice my conkers move

Keep your conkers to yourself pal

Keep your conkers to yourself pal