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Yes it's your run of the mill chat mag article until it gets to this bit.

Mandy has 60 framed photos of Shane in her home, wears a locket containing his photo, and even has a Shane Richie duvet and bedside lamps. But the most extreme is her car, which is covered with a £1,000 laminate made up of Shane’s face.

Worthy of a story in itself.

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Posted : 03/02/2011 5:45 pm
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Husband got my son’s teen girlfriend pregnant.....

Well, we've all been there.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 5:47 pm
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She seems to have 2 hairstyles...


 
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just out of curiosity, how did you end up finding that article?


 
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Magic. I'm going to reproduce the STW mugshots thread on my housemate's car.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 5:50 pm
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just out of curiosity, how did you end up finding that article?

"Friend's" copy of Chat.
Went to google to see where I could purchase some Shane Ritchie duvet covers, but drew a blank. Any suggestions welcome 🙂


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 5:52 pm
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Is that an Astra Cabriolet?

Classy.


 
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Moar:

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Is that an Astra Cabriolet?


A lovely Peugoet 306 I think..


 
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And the reg is covered up so no-one will be able to trace the car....


 
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It's a Peugeot I think.
And in fairness to her, trying to disguise a peugeot can only be a good thing.
/bollocks! too slow.


 
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And the reg is covered up so no-one will be able to trace the car....

Well, it's not as if it has any distinguishing features.


 
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The young tart worked in a [i]"tattoo parlour"[/i], the bloke's name is [i]"Stan"[/i], and a [i]"Shane Richie duvet"[/i] is mentioned.........made up story, no doubt about it - those things never all come together in one story in real-life.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 6:05 pm
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Kind of narrows the market when she comes to sell it...


 
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I'm good mates with Shane Ritchie's nephew.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 6:52 pm
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If I was Shane Richie, I'd be considering a preemptive restraining order!


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 7:08 pm
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Wow cool car! im getting an all over laminate made up with Jordan on..


 
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Would I sound like a total snob if I venture to suggest it's probably parked outside a (ex?)council house?

Thought so.... I await righteous flaming...


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 8:22 pm
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t's probably parked outside a (ex?)council house

I hardly think Shane Richie lives on such an estate.


 
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She seems to have 2 hairstyles...

Comedy Genius


 
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Wow cool car! im getting an all over laminate made up with Jordan on..

here's one to get you started

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HTH


 
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Wow cool car! im getting an all over laminate made up with Jordan on..

Just don't park it in Golders Green


 
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I thought the title was just to lure everyone in for yet another thread along the lines of

"What Tyres for [riding on Mars / easily washing lasagne out of / grip on sheep currants in snowy weather]*

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Posted : 03/02/2011 9:25 pm
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Sh*t! she realy has gone too far with the surgery. My car will be pre Alex wots his face..


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 10:00 pm
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To be fair who ever did the laminate has done a good job.
It probably works well as aanti thieft device as well.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 10:10 pm
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who or what is Shane Ritchie?


 
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Shane Ritchie is God.

The clouds prove it.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 10:38 pm
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who or what is Shane Ritchie?

Ditto. who is he, heard the name but no idea what he does or where he does it. Sounds like someone from Neighbours.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 10:40 pm
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For a grand it wants to be a good job.


 
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I clicked on this, then I realised I don't care.


 
Posted : 03/02/2011 10:52 pm